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Fandom Goggles

From: (Anonymous)
On.

Re: Fandom Goggles

From: (Anonymous)
http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2016/04/07/the-caps-new-nickname-for-michael-latta-is-the-fire-hydrant/

“He just does the right things in the fight, he waits for his opportunities,” Alzner continued. “The guy’s head opened up one time there and Lats popped him pretty good. He’s a very technical fighter. It’s fun because he’s a guy that likes to wrestle the guys in the room. Like he’ll come up to you and just grab you and then you get into a little hand to hand with him in the room and you can just kinda see how strong he is and how strong his grip is, it’s pretty interesting.”

As someone on tumblr said, I think I've seen that porno.

(The description of Latta as "low and thick" was also...something.)

Fic Discussion

From: (Anonymous)
What are you reading?

Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
AKA the year-round airing of grievances thread

Re: Fandom Goggles

From: (Anonymous)
i guess it's better than "the chode".

i also enjoyed this:

Fun side note: Latts coming to the defense of Richards is not surprising. Richards was Latta’s hockey hero growing up. “I like to try and play like Richards because he competes hard and plays a skilled, tough game,” Latta said in his NHL.com 2009 scouting report.

A+ side note.

What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs in the Horizon

From: (Anonymous)
Or summer festivities, depending on the team.

Kinkmeme Discussion

From: (Anonymous)
For the NSFW side of things.

Rarepairs

From: (Anonymous)
Diamonds in the rough, hidden gems of bromance, the like.

Writing Thread

From: (Anonymous)
To bravely vent or dig for information vaguely about something that might get finished sometime in the future maybe.

Random Hockey Stuff

From: (Anonymous)
For, you know, stuff.

Hockey Media

From: (Anonymous)
Deke's news desk.

Ask Anons

From: (Anonymous)
Someone here's gotta understand [area of confusion, probably fancy stats].

Brackets and things

From: (Anonymous)
Manufacture some investment in the playoffs, Canadians.

Re: Brackets and things - meme league

From: (Anonymous)
http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/api/leagues/nhlbcg/og/league/130768

Password: nonnie

You can "join" now if you're logged in to your NHL.com account (this can be the account you use for NHL.tv, or any random account you want to create for this purpose.) So far as I can tell, your entry name isn't connected to anything else, and as of right now, you can edit your name after you create it.

I think the main page said you can create brackets starting the 11th, so the day after the last regular season game, and change them up to 6:59pm EDT April 13.


This year, apparently you can submit up to three brackets per account, which is I think a change from last year. So if you want to go full homer AND which mascot would win in a fight AND who you really expect to win, you can do that.

Fics You Want

From: (Anonymous)
Write? Myself? No. Absolutely not. Ability is capped at a <250 word post on an anon meme.

Re: Fandom Goggles

From: (Anonymous)
The post also ends with reminding us that Latta, Burakovsky, and Wilson would constantly wrestle when they all lived together, leading me to conclude that Latta and Wilson still "wrestle", just the two of them.

Re: Fics You Want

From: (Anonymous)
http://gfhockey.tumblr.com/post/142380232261

I should probably just be grossed out at all the nose wiping on friends' jerseys recently, but mostly I just want some good ol' fashioned ABO with omega!McDavid getting caught up in alpha!Maroon's scent. And Maroon is too goddamn old for this swooning teenaged bullshit. Still DTF, though. Still DTF.

Re: Fandom Goggles

From: (Anonymous)
Thanks, fandom, for ensuring that my reaction to that headline was "so he gets pissed on all the time?"

Re: Fandom Goggles

From: (Anonymous)
Thanks, nonny, now I'm disappointed that I've never read a fic where he gets pissed on.

Re: Fandom Goggles

From: (Anonymous)
and it was actual literal shirtless wrestling, too, haha. oh bros and their need to walk around halfnaked

Re: Fics You Want

From: (Anonymous)
Is that what he was doing? I couldn't figure it out. That's the least effective nose-wiping I've ever seen.

...but yeah, I would be into that too.

Re: Fics You Want

From: (Anonymous)
I want all of the bodyswap fic. But not bodyswap fic where the two guys are secretly into each other and having to bang to get their own bodies back relieves sexual tension and feelings are confessed -- no, I want awkward boning where two guys who are just friends or teammates or whatever with zero interest in each other doing it because they want to get back in their own body or else risk having to be a defenseman/forward/goalie forever.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

From: (Anonymous)
http://nhllotterysimulator.com/

If you, like me, are fascinated by the possible clusterfuck the draft lottery could be this year, this website is fin.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

From: (Anonymous)
I've run this 5 times and not once did the Oilers place in the top 3. Giving me hope for the future there... Colorado came 1st three times, hm.

Re: Fics You Want

From: (Anonymous)
Clearing out my DVR, and just caught Eichel's pregame interview about, among other things, playing against Dylan Larkin, and he just looked so *happy* about it. I do enjoy some Jack Eichel is Not Putting Up With Your Bullshit, but the genuine enthusiasm would be really nice too.