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Re: The Story You Want

From: (Anonymous)
Very very silly gen fic (or maybe just a series of ficlets) set in an AU where all the captains are kindergarten teachers and their teammates are the little kids they're in charge of. I want little kid versions of the Bruins hanging off of Chara and climbing all over him like he's a human jungle gym. I want bb!Seguin fingerpainting all over Jamie's arms and getting sent to the corner for a time-out when he does something bad. Giroux and Crosby are always marching to each other's classes and telling each other off because 'Oh my god, your student pushed my student over on the playground why are your kids terrible can't you control them??' and are convinced their own students are completely innocent even though there's totally a prank war going on between them.

I guess for the Habs/Devils/Sharks, it'd be their A who's the teacher.

Re: The Story You Want

From: (Anonymous)
So with the Habs, there's a group of four rotating co-teachers, but the whole classroom is secretly run by a very devious five-year-old Price?

I'd read it.

Re: The Story You Want

From: (Anonymous)
Devious five-year-old Price who has his all his teachers wrapped around his fingers sounds amazing. I imagine five-year-old Lundqvist carries similar power over his class as well.

Re: The Story You Want

From: (Anonymous)
What does it mean when someone gets stripped of their captaincy? Or they get traded to another team where they don't wear a letter? They get turned into a kindergartener?

Re: The Story You Want

From: (Anonymous)
AYRT

I want to say yes just so I can see Luongo (the first one that came to mind) turn into a little kid.