#23 — Brown Goes Down

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Re: Hockey Articles/Media

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2016/05/10/why-teammates-whack-t-j-oshies-butt-and-other-caps-mysteries-revealed/

Why the Caps (Wilson/Latta) whack Oshie on the ass and on the hardness

How hard do they hit him?

“We switch it up, depending on how we played last game,” Latta said. “It depends. If we played good last game, we just give him a little tap, just to get him going a bit.”

And if the team played poorly the last game?

“Hit him harder, yeah,” Latta said. “It’s fun.”

“Depending on the day,” Wilson agreed. “If we think he needs it or not.”

Re: Hockey Articles/Media

[(Anonymous)]

I just... we don't even need fandom goggles for this, do we? This literally sounds like a kink meme mini-fill that someone decided to publish in the Washington Post.

Re: Hockey Articles/Media

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty much. This whole article, though, like what the hell Caps? Are you going to tell us about your team wide orgy next? We know about your group chat, the "secret handshakes"...

Re: Hockey Articles/Media

[(Anonymous)]

The face I just made at my computer...

Re: Hockey Articles/Media

[(Anonymous)]

This is basically fic already. No goggles required.

Re: Hockey Articles/Media

[(Anonymous)]

I love every source that's mentioned this has found new words to avoid using 'spanking'

Re: Hockey Articles/Media

[(Anonymous)]

"butt slash" or something along those lines was my favourite lol

Re: Hockey Articles/Media

[(Anonymous)]

I love how this isn't an explanation in any way as to why they do it.

Re: Hockey Articles/Media

[(Anonymous)]

Now I'm sad we won't get anymore videos of Latta wiggling his butt at Oshie as Oshie withholds spanks.

Re: Hockey Articles/Media

[(Anonymous)]

Even if they explained it somehow, the explanation in my heart would remain "it's a sex thing, we know it's a sex thing, and we're trying to avoid telling you that it's a sex thing."

Re: Hockey Articles/Media

[(Anonymous)]

Because it's "fun" and "he needs it", duh. :P