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Re: Worlds!

From: (Anonymous)
Can I have some Larkin tentacle porn, please? (Maybe the "NA rookies get tentacles" verse and either awkward but fun experimentation with somebody fairly close to his age or getting SCHOOLED by a vet, idc.)

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
Wasn't that about Taylor Hall?

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
Taylor Hall's the one who tried to get a girl to let him fuck her in the ass by offering up a Gucci bag.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
... fic where McJesus goes through with it? No?

Re: Worlds!

From: (Anonymous)
I'd be down for him showing off the perks of being in the NHL to some of his college buddies *cough*WERENSKI*cough*

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
Taylor Hall is also relatively notorious for having zero game beyond "I'm Taylor Hall, I play in the NHL, wanna bang?"

Re: Worlds!

From: (Anonymous)
Yes please. More Larkin/Werenski in general would be fabulous.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
lbr, it would work on me. He's good-looking and his body is ripped.

Also, the stories about him being a jerk to women are just rumors. He seems like good enough people in interviews, and not that this has anything to do with niceness, but his stats-nerdiness is cute.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
Oh, yeah, public personas, those are way more trustworthy than pretty much everyone (not just women, although there are enough individual "rumors" from them for me to be side-eyeing you for brushing them off) who has encountered him in the wild and lived to tell the tale saying he's a dick.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
Where there's lots and lots of smoke, there is probably a fire.

Re: Fic Discussion - you come as a car crash

From: (Anonymous)
Honestly, overall I enjoyed this fic, but yeah, definitely didn't like Gudbranson much for most of it, and I very much wanted Ekblad to leave him after Erik took the picturem with how uncomfortable/unhappy Aaron seemed in that scene and the first half of the fic in general. I'm impressed that the author managed to turn it around enough that I was satisfied with them still being the end pairing, although the solution seemed less like Aaron needing to stand up for himself and more Erik needing to stop being such a cocky asshole.

(also, still loling forever at Ekblad actually summer-fucking one of his best friend's sister).

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
Is there really any more smoke than that one comment on reddit and someone saying "yeah I've heard the same"? I tried to find more when I first heard about this and gotta say, felt more like an awful lot of talk about smoke.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
SA

Just in case: I don't give a shit about Hall, just curious.

Re: Fic Discussion - you come as a car crash

From: (Anonymous)
How he got into hooking genuinely weirded me out and kind of - pulled the characterisation of the whole fic off for me. It's not even that it wasn't convincing, it's that it was convincing in a way that jars with the tone of the rest of the story.

Seriously, Jagr takes young teammates out to mob-run casinos and laughs at them when they run up huge debts they can't pay? I could definitely find that a plausible Jagr characterisation, but not in a fic where he's also a lovable team old dude. And in a fic where everyone's noticing and fretting about Ekblad, no one seems to pay any attention to Guddy. And maybe that's a realistic assessment of how teams treat their young stars as opposed to their midrange players, but again it jarred with the overall light tone for me.

Re: Fic Discussion - you come as a car crash

From: (Anonymous)
SA

Actually now I think about it, I don't know why Guddy didn't take out a bank loan to pay off his gambling debt.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
There have been a number of different stories from different people, rather than the same story being repeated. The Gucci bag one is just memorable.

IIRC his name was coupled with Zach Kassian's in some nasty stuff in juniors.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
Yeah, but what I meant was that I just keep hearing "there are stories" and when I go looking for them I hear again "there are stories". It's kind of hard to find the actual stories, just people repeating that they've heard there are some, so it must be true.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
SA

Why it bothers me and I'm digging around: a fandom friend was a victim of a toxic attack where it was claimed she was many terrible things, including an actual pedophile. After a lot of repeating it stuck and now I see posts from new people in the fandom warning about her and saying that they don't know the details, but "everyone's saying she's really terrible, so it must be true, right?"

Not that I don't think it's completely possible for Hall to be an asshole, and not that it probably bothers his life that much what the rumours on the internet about him are, true or not, but it has made me suspicious with the "no smoke without fire" things.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
Oh for God's sakes, no one is calling Taylor Hall a pedophile and you don't need to Nancy Drew receipts to protect his nonexistant honor, nonny. It's insulting to your friend to compare the situations.

Taylor Hall is a fucking asshole. I lived in OKC when he was here and he was horrible to everyone he encountered, including the women he fucked. He pulled the bathroom garbage at a bar here too. You can believe the bunches of people who all agree with each other that he's a cunt, or you can pretend he's a sweet cute little stats nerd, I don't care. But don't act like the entire internet is conspiring to besmirch his name.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
... Yeah, that's exactly what I said, sure, receipts to protect his honour that I couldn't care less about and him being called an asshole = my friend being called a pedophile...

Thank you for providing something more than "everyone says so", though.

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

From: (Anonymous)
Either estranged husbands or rookie fantasies are a win in my book.

Re: Game Day Thread, May 9, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
Yeah, I know what you mean. I felt the same way when LA and Chicago lost. I was glad, but disappointed because I had no one left to root against in the West.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
Ayrt

I'm not at my computer at the moment so I can't provide links. If you want to research, go to r/hockey and dig around for the personal experiences with NHLers threads. There are numerous accounts from people who say they personally witnessed behaviour ranging from rude/crude to bordering on criminal. Of course, they're still pseudonymous accounts, so decide for yourself how much weight to place on them.

Re: Game Day Thread May 7, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
At one point right after he was drafted one of the Oilers sites wrote something not totally complimentary about Hall and they got an email from one of his parents. (No one should listen to this story because for the life of me I can't find the actual blog post about the email. Too much of my life reading Oilers blogs)

Also. I know many people are pissed the Oilers have so many number one picks. But I will never apologize for Connor. Because Connor likely means Taylor Hall won't captain my favorite hockey team. And that's worth every bit of the draft lottery hate.

Re: Eyebrow Bracket

From: (Anonymous)
Jason Garrison for Tampa, imo.