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Re: Fic Discussion

From: (Anonymous)
Da

I would read all the Mike/Biz or Adrian/Biz.

Game Day Thread May 14, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
no NHL

AHL
3 pm EDT Albany @ Toronto, North Division Finals, Toronto leads 3-2
7 pm EDT Grand Rapids @ Erie, Central Division Finals, Lake Erie leads 3-1
10 pm EDT/7 pm PDT San Diego @ Ontario, Pacific Division Finals, Ontario leads 3-1

ECHL
7:05 pm EDT Wheeling @ South Carolina, Eastern Conference Finals, South Carolina leads 1-0

Re: Game Day Thread Friday, May 13, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
This is why this exist http://www.nhlwheelofjustice.com/.

Re: Exchanges, Events, Etc. - Poly Hockey Exchange - Sign Ups

From: (Anonymous)
There are so many Pens ships there I'd love to read. Sid/the Fleurys and all the WBS ships, especially. Also Letang/Malkin/Subban, because that itch I got from the ASG has not been scratched.

Anyone here planning to sign up? I'm tempted, but I'm already signed up for a couple of other exchanges, so IDK.

Re: Game Day Thread Friday, May 13, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
I'm sick of taking punches, too, but I don't want us to win by injuring the other players. What kind of victory would that be?

I want the Lightning not to have boarded Letang and Dumoulin in the first place (or Kunitz going knee-on-knee with Johnson, although, call me a homer, that looked like the most accidental of the three plays to me). I want the DPoS (typo intentional) to actually fucking protect the players it professes to protect. I want the NHL to give a damn about protecting its most important assets. I want to watch hockey that's about skill and not injury.

I want some other universe than this one, basically.

Re: Exchanges, Events, Etc. - Poly Hockey Exchange - Sign Ups

From: (Anonymous)
na

I've signed up. Never have done a poly exchange before so should be interesting but I want to write so many of these pairings and maybe in an exchange I might be motivated enough to do that.

But yes I am worried about how I'm going to keep up with all the exchanges.

Re: Game Day Thread Friday, May 13, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
a) Bishop is not coming back, and wishing another injury on somebody who was fucking crying on the ice from pain yesterday is not cute
b) I don't think Kunitz's hit on Johnson was dirty but I would believe that he went into it trying to take him out, and might have succeeded- I wouldn't be shocked at all if he's playing hurt. Your players are not angels, and are already trying to retaliate.

I 100% expected Callahan to get suspended and don't agree with the decision, but MY wish for the rest of this series is that we beat you by playing clean, like I knew we could all along.

Re: Game Day Thread Friday, May 13, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
As a fan of an Eastern team. Pens overall have been a much dirtier team compare to the Bolts. Callahan is still a piece of shit and I won't be surprise if his contract is more of a regret.

Re: Game Day Thread Friday, May 13, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
da

Bishop played the final last year with a torn groin and could barely stand upright. "Day-to-day" is meaningless this time of year.

Also, you're an asshole. Get off my side.

Re: Game Day Thread Friday, May 13, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
+1 From a neutral fan. My wish is for there not to be more dirty shit pulled by anyone. But acting like the Pens never pull shit of their own (or that they haven't already this post season) and wishing another injury on a player who may very well be out the rest of the series is ridiculous. Be angry that Callahan didn't get a suspension, but don't wish for other people to get hurt, ffs.

Re: Game Day Thread Friday, May 13, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
Wishing harm on other players is wrong but fairly mundane, but "I'm so sick of just taking punches" is fucking hilarious.

Re: Game Day Thread Friday, May 13, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
na

+1

I was furious when I saw no suspension but to wish injury on a player, especially a player who has done nothing but play on the same team, is low.

Re: Game Day Thread Friday, May 13, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
ayrt
That's smoke and mirrors to try to keep the Pens guessing about who will be in the lineup. Your coach is the king of this so i'm surprised you're falling for it. He was pretty obviously seriously hurt. Also fuck you!

Find the thing

From: (Anonymous)
For asking people to help you do that.

Re: Find the thing

From: (Anonymous)
Can someone link me to that photo of all the supposed 5'11" Penguins players lined up next to each other? Please and thank you. :)

Re: Fic Discussion

From: (Anonymous)
ayrt

I completely forgot about that, which is especially sad because I once prompted the AU version where that was a legit date/attempt to come out.

(The RL video is more like they're all "yeah, no, we're planning on picking up girls with Lundqvist", but given we're talking Giroux and BizNasty here I could totally buy them picking up girls together in a verse where they *are* dating.)

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I don't know if they still do, but Geno and Biz had some priceless social media exchanges at one point so Geno's a possibility. (Unfortunately *I* can't see that as anything but friendship/trolling on Geno's part and eventually a bruised-up heart on Biz's. I would totally read angst about that scenario, though, and would at least attempt to read something where they're endgame.)

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
Someone being upset that a poster suggest infidelity against a fandom favorite is bitter. Dude chance of that getting full is low/not happening. I'm sure there is going to be a bunch of new happy ending fics for your ship, that post shouldn't even bother you.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
But you don't /understand/ nonny! Juggernaut shippers are the most oppressed. Most. Oppressed! By those terrible rarepair shippers. OPPRESSED! I Say!

/full disclosure I'm both a juggernaut and rarepair shipper.

Re: Exchanges, Events, Etc. - Poly Hockey Exchange - Sign Ups

From: (Anonymous)
na

I'm planning on signing up once I've been able to sift through all of the pairing options. There's just so much variety! And so many CBJ and Preds pairings I want to read and write!

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
I had to stop reading Benn/Seguin because all the fics are such fluffy glurge. Give me some conflict (and I don't just mean pining).

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
What do I have to do to get some good wank material from the kinkmeme nowadays? Something other that writing myself, that is.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
I definitely spent a moment here going "Actually, kinkmeme has been really wanky recently?"

But anyway, what kind of material are you looking for?

Re: Exchanges, Events, Etc. — A/B/O Feels

From: (Anonymous)
Anyone working on something for this or planning to? I'm contemplating trying to finish this WIP I've been working on for a million years (okay, two years). I really absolutely can't sign up for any other exchanges if I want to do that, though. Decisions!

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
na

This was me with Sid/Geno (I never read enough Benn/Seguin to stop reading it). It didn't help that I disliked the team before getting terminally bored with the fic, either.

Honestly, what is with shippers thinking that mutual pining is the only acceptable form of conflict, and that they should police that? I would wonder if it had something to do with teammate ships, since a lot of people like to think that their favorite teams are big happy families 24/7, except that it's a trend that seems fairly commonplace these days. I don't read widely in any fandoms right now, mind. I just kind of pop around to whatever canon has me interested on any given week. Possibly I just get too much Star Wars ship war nonsense at the edges of my dash.