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This is the twenty-third post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

From: (Anonymous)
Y'all are doing it wrong. Or at least, home bleaching doesn't hurt.

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

From: (Anonymous)
I think I have a sensitive scalp, because I've gotten my hair dyed recreationally and professionally, and have cried every time.

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

From: (Anonymous)
It probably depends on what product is being used and how sensitive their scalp is. It definitely shouldn't make you cry, though.

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

From: (Anonymous)
I am suddenly reminded how sad I am that Roope Hintz cut his hair.

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

From: (Anonymous)
Is there any chance you're allergic?? Because bleaching has burned a little before, but just dye doesn't affect me at allllll.

Re: Game Day Thread - May 1, 2016

From: (Anonymous)
That was me like 5 days ago. Was weird when I realized it, because I would have thought he'd be more media-present.

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

From: (Anonymous)
Yes, it's probable that I am. I cried at the salon, and they were great at hair dying. I also am sensitive to like every cosmetic chemical under the sun. I'm good with henna and lemon juice, but beyond that, tears.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
AYRT

It would definitely be practical. Gotta get the most out of your egg carriers, after all.

I love the word tentor, haha. So much potential for drama and angst in this scenario. Especially when guys who get traded to use that knowledge against former teammates. There could also be angsty attempts at long-distance relationships and controversy about who the eggs a player is carrying belong to when they get traded.

Re: General fandom discussion

From: (Anonymous)
I think Roman Josi is the hottest looking NHL player, so for my shallow side sake, I really want more fic of him.

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
How about whoever makes it into the 3 stars of the game the most gets to keep the puppy and whoever scores the cup winning goal gets to name it.

Re: General fandom discussion

From: (Anonymous)
I agree. I'd really love more Josi/Seth Jones because that is one all around hot pairing.

Re: General fandom discussion

From: (Anonymous)
ayrt Yes Please, these two together really hit my buttons.

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
Does that mean if you don't win the Cup the puppy is homeless and nameless?

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
NA

Nope, there's a puppy lottery and one of the 16 playoff teams starts with it. If your team gets to the next round, you keep the puppy. If the other team gets in, you have to hand over the puppy, and this continues until the puppy is with the cup-winning team, at which point everything proceeds as mentioned above.

Re: Ask Meme

From: (Anonymous)
Any Blues fans on meme have suggested Blues-centric tumblrs?

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
It starts with who wins the President's Cup, obviously. So they have do deal with a puppy.

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
Orpik got a 3-game suspension for the hit on Maatta: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/hit-maatta-shoves-put-orpik-under-microscope-060938269--nhl.html

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
If the NHL had a Puppy Cup instead of the Stanley Cup (or in addition to), there would definitely be less problems growing the game.

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
Someone get Bettman on the phone. The existence of a puppy cup is win/win for everyone.

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/brett-hull-like-play-offence-ken-hitchcock/

When I read articles like this about Ken Hitchcock I understand why even when it feels like the team's got magic, they're winning games in spite of their strategy not because of it.

“Every guy, at some point, is mad at him. He’s relentless. He wants it his way, and if it’s not his way, you’re going to hear about it. He knows what he wants.”

30 second shifts for everyone! Turtle harder than the ninja turtles and if it doesn't work it's because you're not ninja enough!

Argh, I am convincing myself and half-convinced already that it's different verse same as the first. All the people hopping on the bandwagon make me nervous. We're all gonna crash and burn, friends!

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
But there would be *so* *much* more *wank* over which puppy gets chosen (purebred? shelter?) and the idea of using puppies as prizes and, omg, making a poor puppy travel so much so early in its life, and the life expectancy of Cup puppies versus regular puppies and, like, discussion as to whether Jonathan Toews is a better captain because he kept *all* the Hawks cup puppies, but Sidney Crosby let Evgeni Malkin take the 2009 one, and then it comes out that back in the day, the Montreal Canadiens had so many cup puppies that they gave one to the guy who ran the concessions ...

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
Please crash and burn starting on Tuesday, thanks. Love, a Stars fan.

Re: Fic Discussion - Deja vu

From: (Anonymous)
NA I think one factor may be the kick hockey gets every 4 years with the Olympics. A lot of people who are generally not sports fans still watch the Olympics. There was a growth spurt in 2010 and I seem to recall one in 2014, too. It reminds me of how I always see more ice skating fannish stuff around Olympic years, too.

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
It's not like the Stars are wildly consistent though. I like them, but sometimes it seems like they got this far with weird luck+Jamie Benn bell cow-ing it up.

Re: What's Up With Your Team? - Playoffs Round 2

From: (Anonymous)
I feel like the Stars and Blues are evenly matched in their ability to completely fuck things up. Actually, this seems to be the year of the fuck up teams fucking up less than usual. Which makes me happy, but it's so weird.