NA - I have a hard time defining anything as crack fic that isn't, like, "they're all chipmunks" or "Gary bettman brings his secret experience as a producer behind MTV's Singled Out to bear in his negotiations with the NHLPA". I'd put this more in the realm of tropey goodness (or tropey badness, YMMV) which fits pretty snugly with "reason to string together a bunch of porn"