Oh, Crosby is one of the worst examples in fic. How many stories revolve around "tempting" him with cheesecake or chocolate? I was so pleased by that recent article that put it as "he doesn't deny himself"; I'd imagine his teammates tease him for having a sweet tooth, the way Toews's tease him for being borderline-orthorexic about "clean eating," but I'd imagine he gets the damn cheesecake without too much internal debate. It's yet another way so many feminine traits get put on that dude just because he has full lips and a big ass.