LOL if this author, who wrote 36K of fic where everything other than the gay orgies was an aggressively handwavy and increasingly thin pretext for getting enough penises into sufficient proximity for said gay orgies, and who at one point in the fic actually pretty explicitly said "fuck these other plot points, I'm tired of them, bukakke tiems nao", spent even half a second thinking about the accuracy and/or characterization value of grammar mistakes in hockey player dialogue, I'll eat my motherfucking hat.