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#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

This is the twenty-sixth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-04 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I've come around to him being named Oilers captain fairly soon (it's inevitable, He's In Charge Now, leadership qualities, blah blah blah) but I really will be irritated if they make him Team NA captain. There's really no reason for him to be captain of that team when there are plenty of guys with just as much "leadership experience" or more, and it will pretty blatantly be McLellan/Chiarelli trying to promote their own player over others who might deserve it more. He hasn't even played a full season yet, ffs.

Re: Trope talk-Animal Transformation

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Rogers is pretty close to water already!! Though tiny orcas would be great, omg.

LOL I love baby jets, what. I want to see Burmistrov as a toy jet, now.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Gaudreau comes to mind first - I'm very unconvinced McDavid would have kept up his points rate, it kept falling, and Gaudreau was just under a PPG over a full season. Mackinnon could, Schiefele could. Anyone playing in the top six could, including Eichel, possibly Larkin, though that one is a lot less likely. Maybe Saad. And maybe a top defenseman, so Rielly or Ekblad, possibly Jones, though I think that's a long shot.

McDavid had great numbers in 45 games, but he didn't even play them consecutively (fatigue is a real phenomena), and he had a crazy high shooting percentage. Panarin also shot around 16%, but no one says he's going to do it again and somehow McDavid will.

He totally might be the best player! But he hasn't even captained his team internationally and lots of older players have.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Except for Auston Matthews, who no one is suggesting for the C or an A, he has the fewest NHL games played.

Actually if I was one of the US players I'd be mad, ngl.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
SA

Not counting goalies, who wouldn't get letters anyway

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Most recent fills
http://thesinbin.dreamwidth.org/3088.html?thread=4615696#cmt4615696 John Klingberg/Patrik Nemeth, double mpreg, 3/?

http://thesinbin.dreamwidth.org/3790.html?thread=4614094#cmt4614094 Casey Cizikas/Matt Martin, July 1st breakup, 3/3

Re: Memebang

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I started something else instead of working on mine. But the new thing is flowing better.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I know this tournament is all an NHL money grab and like doesn't actually mean anything but if/when they make him the captain I'm going to be annoyed on behalf of the US players. And Aaron Ekblad!! Who is McDavid's friend so probably doesn't care but would probably make more sense as a captain!!

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
sa

update: well, friends, guess who's spending a couple days in Toronto?

(does anyone ever do IRL meetups on this meme? I know FFA has them sometimes, but given hockey fandom's issues I wasn't sure if that was a thing people did here.)

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Klinger/Nemo updated! Thank you for telling me, nonny.

Re: Fic Discussion- kept just like we were, oflights

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm with you, anon, esp. on number 4. (But I also just don't like her writing and never have-- so, bias.)

Re: Fic Discussion- ALL CAPS - in Chinatown, howling at night

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I liked this one a lot too, even if it dredged up painful memories. I think most Caps fans like to just bypass 2013-2015, or at least I do. Also, sorry, just wanted to slap the link in:

http://archiveofourown.org/collections/ALL_CAPS_Exchange/works/7888402

Re: Fic Discussion- ALL CAPS -- press my nose up onto the glass around your heart

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7820821

TJ Oshie/John Carlson soulmark AU.

I found about 95% of this super enjoyable. The numbers-as-soulmarks was a cool idea, even if I wonder how it works for non-athletes, and I liked that TJ headed off potential bonds at the pass by wearing the same number as his soulmark most of his NHL career. I enjoyed how adamant he was about not wanting to bond, so I was pretty confused when he slept with John for the first time and suddenly wanted to bond but was afraid he couldn't and disappointed that he and John didn't bond right away. I feel like I missed something, which is very possible.

Re: Fic Discussion- ALL CAPS - in Chinatown, howling at night

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
ayrt

It was painful for me, and I didn't latch onto the Caps until the worst ** knocks on wood ** was almost over.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
na

Notre Dame just announced that their captain next year is a goalie and I was like ??? Did not know that wasn't a universal rule.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Habs and Rangers should just go for it.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously. They can learn how to yell to the refs.

Re: Fic Discussion- ALL CAPS - The Nature of a Deal

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I adored this fic. The last scene was perfect.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the reason the NHL banned goalie captains was specifically because they spent too long yelling at the refs.

Re: Fic Discussion- ALL CAPS - The Nature of a Deal

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved that Oshie sealed the deal with a high-five. I think that was my favorite part.

Re: Fic Discussion- ALL CAPS

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
http://archiveofourown.org/collections/ALL_CAPS_Exchange/works/7809202

Super fluffy and adorable ode to Andre Burakovsky's dimples barista/office/copy AU that I enjoyed reading. However, continues this fandom's serious problem of having no idea what tags mean. In the grand tradition of magical realism fics that aren't, this one is labeled "canon divergence" despite there being not even a wisp of hockey, much less a point of divergence, in the entire fic.

Re: Fic Discussion- ALL CAPS-Take a Step That Is New

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
SA

Sorry, forgot the title.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
https://twitter.com/plysenkovRUS/status/772798666662895620

Russian journalists posting the important pics of Ovi.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Based on your description, I was expecting him in a towel! But spandex junk shots are also very important.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Andersen is out for Team Europe with upper body. He collided with Oliver Bjorkstrand during the Olympics quals last week, just to add some extra shit to Denmark's performance...