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#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

This is the twenty-sixth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Na

Hell, I vote that anyone born on Canadian soil during the full moon is a werebeaver, and there, it solves all the dam problems.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That'd be a lot of people, so I think it might cause a lot of dam problems, because there are too many damn dams.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tempt fate nonny. That's what I thought after meme's last dumb wank and look where we are.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
This thread sums up the whole of my feelings about his instagram. Adorable as fuck, but also why to all of the Onnit stuff.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
NA

He's a member of their 'pro team', who "may have a financial stake in Onnit" according to their website.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Which one was that?

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
My money's on "meaning of redeye" wank.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
If he was unaware of what he was doing, wouldn't that mean that instead of being born by a werebeaver, he must have been bitten by a werebeaver? What was he doing to get bitten by a beaver?

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, he either believes in it or is getting paid to:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BG5QV9nx7k3

Thanks to @aubreymarcus and the @onnit family for bringing me into the fold. My first day at @onnitacademy was a great one. Privileged to be a part of this awesome group of people because they are bringing the gift of total human optimization to more and more people everyday. It's all about #whatmakesyoubetter as a performer, artist, employee, partner and person. They are enabling people to start living with purpose and to improve their own lives so that they can create a better environment around them. This is a movement, a family, a bandwagon worth jumping on. #totalhumanoptimization #getonnit

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Naw, he's just a baby moose is all.

Re: Women's Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
https://nwhl.zone/nwhl-retires-inaugural-season-jersey-designs/

The NWHL is having a fan vote for this season's jersey designs.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I was going to make a crack about him being part of a health and nutrition related products cult, but the sentence, "They are best known for their supplement Alpha BRAIN," also caught my attention.

Re: Women's Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not thrilled about this, mostly because I liked last season's designs and don't understand why they're changing, but I voted anyway. I wish the Whale hadn't paired their cool wave design with the worse color, but for most of the jerseys it felt like there was an obvious right answer. Maybe I just have really specific jersey tastes.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm betting legal definition of kidnapping in the state of New York.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything with people arguing against a textbook definition put right in front of them, really.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
This screams sponsored instagram post to me, honestly. He might believe it but he definitely got paid to post that.

Re: Hockey players of meme

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I started skating at least once a week starting in December. I even kept going after I broke my left wrist! I did a learn to play clinic in May, and my first full hockey season in a rookie league started in June. My team is pretty terrible (we've lost every game so far), but we still have a few games left to redeem ourselves. lol

I'm absolutely loving begin a hockey player, and I definitely hope to play more in the future. We're a co-ed league, and I'm definitely one of the smaller players, but I was pretty excited that there's at least 10 women playing in the league!

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-08-05 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it reads like paid to me, also.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

(Anonymous) 2016-08-06 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
When it's a "textbook" definition of something irrelevant to what's being talked about — Or your textbook is an asspull —Or your textbook is wikipedia — Etc. — People are going to argue.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

(Anonymous) 2016-08-06 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
lol

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives

(Anonymous) 2016-08-06 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Rous is having a busy off-season. He got married, and he and his wife are expecting a baby.

https://twitter.com/DallasStars/status/761659669899190272

Re: Women's Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-08-06 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Why would they even consider replacing that gorgeous Riveters logo with that crappy Rangers knock-off?

I do like the switch to a red background though.

Re: Women's Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-08-06 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm amused by them switching the jerseys after they sold a bunch of Amanda Kessel jerseys in the old Riveters iteration.

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-08-06 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
What are fills people want to see finished? I really want part two of that Rous/OEL fic.

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-08-06 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
An author I enjoy teased at writing an incest fill with a unique set of brothers and I'm just like... pls do.