dekedangle_rpfanon | #26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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Hah! I was the nonnie who posted that very inspiring photo of them, so same! Sometimes I look at it (and the sinbin prompt) and wait for inspiration to strike, but I still don't have anything more than a few cliched ideas. :(

This week we have animal transformation. What do you like? What do you hate? What would you like to see?

And it was me who posted the prompt! I have some ideas that haven't quite ever turned into a proper fic too.

I'm so happy to hear that someone else is (still) thinking about those two! I hope at least one of us comes up with something eventually. :)

Ovechkin gets bitten by the sheep that Russian TV station gave him for his birthday one year, at which point it disappears into the night and he becomes a were-ship, I mean sheep. I have no idea what would happen next but it probably wouldn't involve falling out of windows.

I want more worldbuilding! "LOL this just happens in hockey" was only amusing the first dozen times or so.

I'd like a more serious/darker take. I know the trope is pretty much the opposite of dark, but in general I like the "crack being treated seriously" treatment and I just think there's potential for fucking someone up in animal transformation fic.

NA

Exactly what I was coming over here to say. My idea was of one of those "second form matches the team's form" stories, only with some kind of condition that forced transformation sometimes (full moon?) and some pretty horrific consequences that could happen to those psychologically "stuck" between their old team's form and the new one. (You're 100% fucked and probably dead if you're slow to deal and end up transforming into a half-leaf half-whale, but even the easier transitions could suck pretty badly if your body got confused when it was trying to put your organs back where they were before.)

...which all sounds pretty gruesome, but I was thinking more about a story where someone was panicking about not adjusting quickly enough and the crushing psychological pressure of knowing that he could die if he didn't get with the program fast enough, rather than actually detailing any grisly fallout.

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But if your choice was change or die, and you weren't changing, why wouldn't you put in a trade request or, you know, quit hockey? And what is the point of team transformations in a universe where they risk injuring or killing the team's assets? I think this is a dark take that would need a fair amount of worldbuilding to be convincing, if being convincing is a goal.

I would actually love to read this! It'd be interesting to read about how the league would deal with cases where players did get stuck, are they blaming the other team? The player? And how that was being treated by the public, too. (Although this might fall under that grisly fallout part...) Does this affect how trades are done? Is it harder to change your mindset if you're being traded mid-season or during the off-season or what?

Maybe I'm thinking about this too much, but "crushing psychological pressure" really appeals to me, lol.

I think there was a K/T fic like that. I thought it was decent but I'm not sure how many "animal transformation as the hurt part of hurt/comfort" I'd be able to read before I got just as sick of them as I am of the stress form otters.

There's definitely a Kari Lehtonen weasel transformation fic waiting to be written.

AYRT There are dark options, someone does something horrifying in their animal form and they can't forgive themselves. Getting stuck as an animal forever and not being able to communicate with anyone, but still remembering who they were. Or they keep behaviours when they turn back, so they can't play the same anymore.

AYRT Sheering and giving people knitted items made from his wool.

AYRT - Yes, there could certainly be more world building and maybe more confusion about what is happening to them.

Ha, there's an SPN RPF werewolf fic where a knitter makes a scarf from the werewolf's fur and wears it as a "come hither." Little does Ovi understand why it pleases him so much to make his teammates wear his wool...

AYRT - I'm probably going to regret asking, but why a weasel?

ayrt

I'd love to read all of these. I feel like the second one would be best for a proper horror fic, but the first would be fun (... "fun") as well, it reminds me of (more oldschool) werewolf fic which I always liked.

AYRT

It would definitely take worldbuilding, but I think that's a feature, not a bug.

I was thinking all significant life transitions caused second form changes (so quitting doesn't help if your problem is letting go of your old team, and may in fact make things worse as the change is bigger and the adjustment harder to adapt to), or there was a Mirror Universe-type callousness towards the possibility of death (so players were likely to think that other players who died from it were weak and deserved it and it was never going to happen to them because they're better, plus teams factor in the possibility of losing players to death in trades), or both.

I don't think most transformation fics really go into detail on why they transform? I never got the feeling that it was something the team makes them do, anyway. Some handwave it as team bonding, but for some it just doesn't make sense. It's not exactly helpful if players randomly turn into animals when stressed - that seems like the sort of thing that could really disrupt a practice schedule.

AYRT

Lol, honestly the whole thing is setup for making the poor players squirm. I'm all about that psychological pressure too. Which is why I think there should be cultural pressure too that blames the players if they can't make the change! On top of everything else, it's all their fault if things don't work out. :D

His nickname is Kärppä, which is Finnish for weasel (the same thing that Oulun Kärpät refers to)

Ayrt

Why wouldn't you quit and go work for your old team's FO? I just think it's very hard to justify sticking it out with the new team, which you are not at all attached to (or else you'd transform no problem), when your other option is death. If you might have the same problem just quitting, but you don't know for sure that you will, that still seems better than certain death. I could see being able to pull it off in a certain kind of universe, the way The Lobster pulls off "relationships are based on superficial traits and if you don't pair off you must become an animal," but I do think it risks being dark in the way you kind of blink at later, like, "Emotionally it worked but I have no idea why anyone behaved like they did."

The Norway game right now, oh my god. I had already written this off, because they were down 1-3 and then they make it 2-3 less than 2 minutes before the end, and now 3-3 with about 14 seconds to play!!

Norge! Norge!

Well at least we know there is an audience of at least one. i don't know much about the rest of the team, and I rely on google translate so it probably would just be PWP from me.

(At least they got a point the last 5 minutes were intense)

Aww, they lost. But I'm still so happy lol!

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