OMG, y'all, I just had a brainstorm. The owner is enamored of the army and shit, right? Why don't they just go full out and make them the Las Vegas Master Sergeants? I was going to go Generals, but I think that's been done.

The team colors will be camouflage, obviously. They can do desert or urban camo, since every team does forest camo practice jerseys for Veterans Day.