I will laugh for days if he doesn't get signed. Because for months all the news was "it's a slam dunk," and "he's the future and everyone knows it so they'll give him what he wants" and "he and Monahan are going to be like Kane and Toews with identical contracts and probably a happy days joint press conference," and now it's like "whoaaaaa he wants all the monies," and "back the truck up" and "it's not close and it's not getting closer"

/the battle of Alberta is real yo.