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#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco
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Re: Fandom Venting
(Anonymous) 2016-09-06 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)Wow nonny that is some idfic right there. Not my idfic but good stuff nonetheless.
Mine would be more like Nate Mackinnon, master pastry chef grew up with his best friend Jo Drounin, máster cake decorator. But they were cruelly forced apart when their internships took then far from each other. Nate found great success at Avalanche Bakeries while Jo struggled as his cruel boss Yzerman denied him the chance to practice his craft. Nate and Jo find themselves drifting apart as Nate's star shines while Jo seems to fade. And then Nate is spotted with legendary pastry god Sidney Crosby and Jo wonders if it's too late after all. Obviously this being my idfic, there is a crisis at Lightning Cakery and Jo saves the day with his master decorating skills and decides to fight for Nate. He drives all the way to Nova Scotia to interrupt what he thinks is Nate's wedding to Crosby (actually just secret pastry lessons) and throws himself into Nate's arms and they live happily ever after with amazing baked goods.
Re: Fandom Venting
(Anonymous) 2016-09-06 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)Oh bad Yzerman not letting Jo Drouin decorate cakes until he saves the day. I would enjoy your version also!
Re: Fandom Venting
(Anonymous) 2016-09-06 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)There's also the tragedy of the Oilers Bakery where wunderkind young bakers go to suffer but I haven't fleshed it out too much. Ovechkin is of course an artiste and everyone is baffled how Brent Burns hasn't gotten in trouble with a health code violation.
Re: Fandom Venting
(Anonymous) 2016-09-06 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)Maybe the Sharks run a trendy San Jose dog bakery instead of a people bakery? (Less stringent health code, probably.) I feel like it fits with their...everything. Vlasic's million dogs could be the taste-testers.