#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

TIL, Riley Sheahan was once pulled over while driving drunk the wrong way on a one-way street in a teletubby costume with a teammate's ID that he'd been using to get served since he wasn't yet 21.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

So I was watching WAGs on E!, which is as trashy as I wish Hockey Wives is, and this one girl (Natalie) was talking about how she doesn't date hockey players because, "When they're in junior hockey, their coaches go out and get girls for them to run trains on." So. That's a very universal rumor.

(Barbie Blank is on it, FWIW).

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

Every time I type Werenski my phone suggests that I might actually mean werewolf and then I pine for more Zach Werenski werewolf fic.

Also happy birthday Zach. Please tell whoever Ryan Babcock is thanks for the shirtless insta and also hopefully you got some new shirts and ties as gifts.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

https://twitter.com/ErikKarlsson65/status/755511334612140032

I wonder what Pokemon team Karlsson is on.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

For the two other people on meme who give a damn about Pittsburgh media drama, Jason Mackey is now with the Post-Gazette covering hockey again, after having left the Trib to go work for DK's site. I have to wonder what the story was there.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

http://i.imgur.com/c19kLfQ.png

I'm sorting through my hockey pics folder and I found this, Brenden Dillon in a snow white costume.

Seriously, whats with hockey players and cross-dressing?

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

https://instagram.com/p/BIWRALJjfD1/

Good news, everyone, Baby Bogosian inherited her father's eyebrows.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

Dylan Strome is rocking some super nasty facial hair this summer as per his girlfriend's vsco.

Y'all can tell me I'm creepy now if you must there's no shame in my game.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

Why do people have parenthesis in their Twitter names??

Like ((Nonnie-gasm)) @nonniegasm

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

https://twitter.com/JenScrivs/status/758520714458607617

When you don't think you can possibly love Jenny Scrivens more than you already do, and then this.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff - Predators contract tracker

[(Anonymous)]

The Predators have added a contract tracker to their website:

http://predators.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=88111

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.nhl.com/news/emerson-etem-to-participate-in-vancouver-pride-parade/c-281256114

Emerson Etem to march in Vancouver Pride Parade, this Sunday.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

As seen on reddit apparently the habs twitter thought that #askshea would be a good idea...
http://imgur.com/a/9bGPW

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

Somehow I ended up on Steve Downie's wife's instagram page...

Their son is such a cute baby.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BG5VducFBtU/?taken-by=cindydownie23
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFpHdnilBgn/?taken-by=cindydownie23
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFNEle7lBjh/?taken-by=cindydownie23
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEv2_SxFBne/?taken-by=cindydownie23
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEBpfARlBsV/?taken-by=cindydownie23
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBIhG8LlBsz/?taken-by=cindydownie23

a cool moment with a fan (Steve has been practicing his sign language 👐👐 @arizonacoyotes (he's saying "hi my name is Steve")):
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAnkc--FBlC/?taken-by=cindydownie23

Stamkos is their daughter's godfather?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BG5WjNIlBgD/?taken-by=cindydownie23

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

"Crosby sent Dupuis scrapbook to remember the good times" is a headline that I love.

http://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/1073364?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

darnell nurse stanning for kia on social media is giving me life

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/del-zotto-pulls-party-foul-biosteel-camp-draft/?row=0&row_id=1617477&xp=2953929&up=3&vid=5077811860001

Biosteel camp draft. "Hey, that's cheating. That's pretty cheaty. Even for you, the shady king, that's pretty cheaty." I don't even think he was joking.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.todaysslapshot.com/from-the-ice/nick-spaling-signs-free-agent-switzerland/

Nick Spaling has signed with a Swiss team.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

http://upperdeckstore.com/promotions?utm_source=UDBlog&utm_medium=Header&utm_campaign=SC-Promo-Pens

If you buy $35 worth of hockey merch or cards directly from Upper Deck right now, you'll get a free 2016 Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup 18-Card Set.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

Any bets where Jimmy Vesey will sign?

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

Pierre, buddy, I'm generally on your side, but literally no one wants to hear you compare a USA women's water polo star to Toews.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4yk4z8/redditors_who_knew_people_who_are_now_famous_what/d6of1xz

AskReddit, so who knows if this is real or not, but supposedly the sister of someone who went in the first round of the 2011 draft talking about how her relationship with her brother is incredibly distant. Kind of interesting.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

Twitter and wine led me to the Red Eings Snapxhat tonight. And j have the following things to say:

1. Dylan Larkin's ass is ~inspirational
2. I do not understand hockey players dedication to wearing those cheap ass plastic slipper/slide/not-flip flops things all damn day. In my world you wear those in the locker room until you put on the shoes you want to be seen wearing in public.

Re: Random Hockey Stuff

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BI0yJpJA3gZ/

Is Eichel wearing what can only be described as skinny jeans version of jorts?

Also, arms.