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dekedangle_rpf_mod ([personal profile] dekedangle_rpf_mod) wrote in [community profile] dekedangle_rpfanon2016-07-12 04:32 pm

#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

This is the twenty-sixth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: World cup shipping thread

(Anonymous) 2016-09-19 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like he should have either a top hat or a business card in this scenario. Or maybe just a checklist on his phone where he keeps track of which teammates he's already finished mentoring with his penis.

Re: World cup shipping thread

(Anonymous) 2016-09-19 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe he just starts handing out those rubber sex bracelets like people used to collect in the late 90s.

Re: World cup shipping thread

(Anonymous) 2016-09-19 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe he tried stamping their hands initially, like you would at a night club, but they kept washing them off. Bracelets seem like a better option. Until they start "losing" them.

Re: World cup shipping thread

(Anonymous) 2016-09-19 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
And then they start trading them for sex favors. And that's the story of how Johnny Gaudreau turned the world cup of hockey into a sex village.

Re: World cup shipping thread

(Anonymous) 2016-09-19 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
And then that story will be turned into next year's hottest new harem anime, Oh My Johnny Gaudreau!

Re: World cup shipping thread

(Anonymous) 2016-09-22 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I would watch that program.

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