(nonnie who was "can we ban anything saying marner's 'deconstructing masculinity' unless he at least pulls a q-league move and celly kisses somebody with tongue and with absolutely no "no homo" on anybody's part?" earlier in this thread. this topic makes me endlessly cranky and i would adore the trollfic.)
like please, kreider and talbot used to literally have a hashtag when they were rangers together (#kissesforcam is a real although obviously not recent twitter hashtag), skjei and vesey are on record as "yeah we slept together", almost everybody hugs goalies foligno and bobrovsky just happen to have (possibly) the cutest montages for them, the blues' twitter basically ships Edmundson/Fabbri, blah blah blah. it's not like teammate cuddles are revolutionary, and although i don't follow the leafs i don't even think marner's necessarily much cuddlier than average.
also, marner's technically smaller than average for a forward, yeah, but not by a ridiculous margin unless his stats are *really* inflated (5'11ish, 170ish according to wiki. which i find amusing since that means *i* outweigh him by a few pounds. 'smol' people are falling down on the "stuff our favorites" front clearly.)
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(nonnie who was "can we ban anything saying marner's 'deconstructing masculinity' unless he at least pulls a q-league move and celly kisses somebody with tongue and with absolutely no "no homo" on anybody's part?" earlier in this thread. this topic makes me endlessly cranky and i would adore the trollfic.)
like please, kreider and talbot used to literally have a hashtag when they were rangers together (#kissesforcam is a real although obviously not recent twitter hashtag), skjei and vesey are on record as "yeah we slept together", almost everybody hugs goalies foligno and bobrovsky just happen to have (possibly) the cutest montages for them, the blues' twitter basically ships Edmundson/Fabbri, blah blah blah. it's not like teammate cuddles are revolutionary, and although i don't follow the leafs i don't even think marner's necessarily much cuddlier than average.
also, marner's technically smaller than average for a forward, yeah, but not by a ridiculous margin unless his stats are *really* inflated (5'11ish, 170ish according to wiki. which i find amusing since that means *i* outweigh him by a few pounds. 'smol' people are falling down on the "stuff our favorites" front clearly.)