#29 – Lay, Lie, or Laine?

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Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

This is amazing. Thank you.

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

You're very welcome :).

more stuff (i ship reaves/parayko mostly so there's a few reaves links in here as well)

http://www.chicagowolves.com/2015/04/09/meet-a-new-wolf-colton-parayko/
(in which we learn important things like parayko comes across as a giant nerd who enjoys numbers and his degree is in business finance. also Parayko’s legion of fans in Alaska could have told Anderson how great the St. Albert, Alberta, native happens to be. At the Nanooks’ postseason banquet, Parayko earned a team-high four awards: Top Defenseman, Team Player, Most Dedicated Player and Fan’s Choice.

The affable Parayko claims not to know why he became a fan favorite, but there’s no question it’s the truth. A quick check of Google Analytics shows that the Chicago Wolves website has enjoyed a 600 percent increase in hits from Alaska during Parayko’s first month with the team.)

http://vladitarasenkos.tumblr.com/post/131184190555/ryan-reaves-poses-with-colton-parayko-for-the

this is the postgame pic from his first goal where a smiling shirtless reaves is draped all over him. (reaves is 6'3" by stat sheet and still noticeably shorter than colton. not best shirtless pic of reaves by any means, though. this one is better plus the caption is PRICELESS: https://twitter.com/trubluegirls/status/470740927196430336?lang=en
https://twitter.com/jprutherford/status/718129621393416192
here for the nice view of his tats.)

http://www.kmov.com/story/30259966/an-unconventional-route-turns-into-opportunity-for-parayko

http://lkorac10.blogspot.com/2015/07/parayko-continues-to-climb-blues.html

more origin story stuff, everybody says he's basically unfazeable on-ice in first.

some youtube stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMQ1ut7hLP8
(his Zero to Sixty appearance for Blues TV)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caP_ONLL-G8
(highlights, set to "renegades", some college celly is hilarious because his team is NOTABLY shorter by varying margins)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Y6YWUHKWA
long interview about deciding to go pro, i think this is the "he looks like bb finch" one and nonnies with glasses kinks should possibly check this out.

sadly i don't have an easy link for his college team's rendition of "staying alive" as a PSA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANrAGHfm0zk

talking about the winter classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_8uQ-MuBec

normally looks a *lot* better, here for him talking about being made captain when he was a junior. says nice things about his A's

http://news.medill.northwestern.edu/chicago/chicago-wolves-the-farm-team-that-reaps-what-it-sows/

how chicago's staff runs (or at least ran) the wolves

http://www.alaskananooks.com/news/2015/10/6/MHOCKEY_1006152606.aspx?path=mhockey

him getting drafted