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#29 – Lay, Lie, or Laine?
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Re: Fandom Venting
(Anonymous) 2017-05-04 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)For real though, I think it's because he gets called undersized and we all know there's only one characterisation for that ('smol'...)
Re: Fandom Venting
(Anonymous) 2017-05-04 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)(nonnie who was "can we ban anything saying marner's 'deconstructing masculinity' unless he at least pulls a q-league move and celly kisses somebody with tongue and with absolutely no "no homo" on anybody's part?" earlier in this thread. this topic makes me endlessly cranky and i would adore the trollfic.)
like please, kreider and talbot used to literally have a hashtag when they were rangers together (#kissesforcam is a real although obviously not recent twitter hashtag), skjei and vesey are on record as "yeah we slept together", almost everybody hugs goalies foligno and bobrovsky just happen to have (possibly) the cutest montages for them, the blues' twitter basically ships Edmundson/Fabbri, blah blah blah. it's not like teammate cuddles are revolutionary, and although i don't follow the leafs i don't even think marner's necessarily much cuddlier than average.
also, marner's technically smaller than average for a forward, yeah, but not by a ridiculous margin unless his stats are *really* inflated (5'11ish, 170ish according to wiki. which i find amusing since that means *i* outweigh him by a few pounds. 'smol' people are falling down on the "stuff our favorites" front clearly.)
Re: Fandom Venting
(Anonymous) 2017-05-04 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Fandom Venting
(Anonymous) 2017-05-04 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)I was going to say, based on photos he seems a touch taller than Nylander now. He's really only "smol" on the sense that he looks really, really skinny particularly in the face and arms.
Re: Fandom Venting
(Anonymous) 2017-05-05 01:35 am (UTC)(link)i might have seen the pics with martin, but i don't remember the interview (i try not to research marner besides fandom osmosis. part of why he annoys me is i don't care for him as a person but there's easy narrative hooks there and sometimes that makes the *writer* bit of me interested.)
i find it more surprising by now when hockey dudes *aren't* cuddly at least sometimes, even really really so by non-hockey-bro standards (and hell, i think my "omg HE said THAT?" meter got broken by ryan suter of all the dudes saying "i love him" about shea weber in a relatively recent espn interview). so cuddles don't generally make me think anything besides "must they" if i hate one/both or "aww...." if they're dudes i can at least stand. they're active ship fuel if i already had *feelings* but i think most people in the fandom would probably agree with that.