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#29 – Lay, Lie, or Laine?

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Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

(Anonymous) 2017-05-12 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? What's your theory? I say duelling with skate blades.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

(Anonymous) 2017-05-12 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Mine is that they were eating in bed and got distracted with making out before clearing the cutlery and Tyson got forked in the buttocks. I'm totally making making this scenario up and not speaking from experience.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

(Anonymous) 2017-05-12 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
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I think he somehow hurt himself while drunk, tbqh. I don't know why "wrestling with a teammate" is better than "got trashed and fell down in the streets of Paris" but I have a feeling it's something like that.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

(Anonymous) 2017-05-12 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
That was my first thought too. But I think there has to be at least an element of truth. Maybe they were wrestling (or fighting even) but completely wasted. Otherwise why even mention a teammate and not just say he fell or something like Corey Crawford at the Rise Against concert circa 2015?

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

(Anonymous) 2017-05-12 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's definitely wrestling with a teammate while drunk. Maybe some damage to the hotel room too.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

(Anonymous) 2017-05-12 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S_FlVwhdJ3c

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

(Anonymous) 2017-05-12 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
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Sex injury received while with a player on another team, who obviously he can't say he was, uh "wrestling" at the time.