dekedangle_rpfanon | #29 – Lay, Lie, or Laine?

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Sigh. The dude definitely prefers to be covered from the neck down. I did find a picture of him signing something, where his arm was next to a woman's, and they looked equally hairless. But maybe she shaves her arms. And once in a great while you can see his thigh between the end of his shorts and the top of his socks (hockey context) or his leg from his knee to his ankle (if he's wearing shorts in a non-hockey context).

This clothing thing is standing in the way of science, Bäckström.

He's so inconsiderate with his photo-phobia! You're trying to make a study of an important issue but he always has to remain clothed, even when everyone else is half naked. There was that photo with the Team Sweden celebrating their win in a pool and just the head of Nicklas. Once again, we'll never find out if he actually went shirtless or not.

His never-nude tendencies are a just huge bummer.

It sounds like he and Patrice Bergeron should form a club. Or perhaps they already have!

Unless you are literally three tinier people stacked together, there is no excuse for this nonsense. :(

#29 – Lay, Lie, or Laine?

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