#29 – Lay, Lie, or Laine?

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Re: Fic Discussions

[(Anonymous)]

I don't have to make allowances for shit. Zambonis, snow blowers, and ham are all infinitely more fuckable than airplanes. Fact.

Re: Fic Discussions

[(Anonymous)]

I definitely once read a fic where Tony Stark dresses up as ham and begs Steve to fuck him.

Re: Fic Discussions

[(Anonymous)]

Hamfucking role play.

http://io9.com/5962913/fan-fiction-friday-iron-man-and-captain-america-in-hungry

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[(Anonymous)]

It's an exciting meat

https://vimeo.com/63992152

Re: Fic Discussions

[(Anonymous)]

You can't call it a fact unless you can show your work. Have you ever witnessed a member of the Jets fucking either a ham or a plane?

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[(Anonymous)]

I know of over 50,000 home vids of hockey players fucking ham, never planes, due to my days on puck ham message boards. But it would be a gross violation of their privacy to post such a thing here. I'm really surprised that you would go there tbh. They're public figures, yeah, but you're not entitled to watch them passionately fucking ham while saying, "I am so glad you're not a plane right now, or I could never fuck you."