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dekedangle_rpf_mod ([personal profile] dekedangle_rpf_mod) wrote in [community profile] dekedangle_rpfanon2017-04-06 05:59 pm

#29 – Lay, Lie, or Laine?

This is the twenty-ninth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: Fic Discussions

(Anonymous) 2017-06-11 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
When what you want is cute accidental baby acquisition fic and what you get is a mom abandoning her infant on the dad's doorstep with no warning. Also when you get exchanges like this:

“She said that she was going to get Plan B and that she was on birth control, but I guess it still happened.”

“Girls say that all the time, doesn’t mean they actually do it. Especially when they have a possibility of having the child of what could possibly be the greatest hockey players of all time.”


Ewwwwwwww.

Re: Fic Discussions

(Anonymous) 2017-06-11 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Combining the gold digger narative + doorstep baby trope doesn't even make sense!

Re: Fic Discussions

(Anonymous) 2017-06-11 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
lol that's the first thing I thought

Re: Fic Discussions

(Anonymous) 2017-06-11 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
+ 1

If you're going to be a successful "gold digger" by having an athlete's kid, you need to either a) retain primary physical custody and go for child support or b) get a lump sum payment for signing away your parental rights and handing the kid over. Leaving the kid on the biodad's doorstep is total "gold digger" FAIL.

(Also, this sounds intensely gross across the board and now I think I want to go reread that Kesler/Perry WIP kinkmeme fill where Kesler is failing being a good *gold digger* but Perry's a pretty good date by normal people standards.)

Re: Fic Discussions

(Anonymous) 2017-06-11 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't stand either of them but I love that story.