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Re: Player Lives and Random Gossip

From: (Anonymous)
AYRT

Yes, they roll the broken-down car (where Canadian dude has just given birth in back seat) across the border and swear it was there the whole time.

Re: Player Lives and Random Gossip

From: (Anonymous)
And fifteen years or so later (whenever they start looking around for U17s or whatever the youngest international team is) it turns out they forgot to kill *all* the cameras or whatever security measures they have at the Canada/US border so there's hard-to-refute proof that yeah, baby whoever really *can* play for the US if they want to and there's also something of a scandal.

I would also read this where the conspiracy *does* work, I just want to see the potential mess if it does for a while but doesn't forever. Especially if the kid grew up going to US schools, has friends in the USNTDP program, and says "fuck it, Dad (or Dads), *you're* Captain Canada not me" and puts a pic of themselves in US team gear up on whatever kind of social media we have then. (The chaos would be probably be even greater if the other father is European and their country's rules for hockey citizenship would allow the kid to choose their team.)