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Re: Player Lives and Random Gossip

From: (Anonymous)
most Canadian border guards are going to carry them across if need be.

I'm laughing so hard at the image of the Canadian border guards abandoning their posts en masse to bear Sidney Crosby over the border so his child will have no option to play for team USA.

Re: Player Lives and Random Gossip

From: (Anonymous)
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Yeah this is my favorite image of the day. Meanwhile there's an insanely long line of cars waiting to cross the border because all of the posts are abandoned to carry Sid across.

If this had happened while Mike Richards was crossing the border, maybe it would've given him time to rethink and toss his stash. So it's good for everyone involved.

Re: Player Lives and Random Gossip

From: (Anonymous)
I still want the fic where Mike's border trouble is cover for going into witness protection and Jeff has to track him down. Also, wasn't Jeff pregnant, and that's why he needed to speak to Mike so urgently? Maybe there's a way to combine the two scenarios. Maybe Mike's the pregnant one and he witnessed whatever while hastily trying to get over the border.

Re: Player Lives and Random Gossip

From: (Anonymous)
I'm pretty sure Mike was the pregnant one (and IIRC the biological father is the reason Mike's in witness protection--he saw *something* he wasn't supposed to. Which could be related to "an incident at the border" somehow, but it's going to take somebody who can actually plot to figure out how).

Obviously Carts is going to end up being the kid's other dad for all intents and purposes once he finds Mike, I just think this scenario should be milked for as many Harlequin points as possible and making the biodad evil amuses me.

Re: Player Lives and Random Gossip

From: (Anonymous)
I just want this notfic to have a postscript that, after all of this, Sid's kid grows up to be an accountant who spent his teenage years saying "fuck you dad, I hate sports!" and forming a band for whatever the 2030s style of angry music is.

Re: Player Lives and Random Gossip

From: (Anonymous)
+1 You got me laughing, nonnie.