#11 - Kopitar Prefers Amps That Go to Eleven

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Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

I wouldn't be surprised if Seguin had a dick pic leaked to the internet a la Wentz, either. Also would not be surprised if Seguin has a similarly terrible above-penis tattoo.

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[(Anonymous)]

I think most of hockey fandom would just heavily sigh in that case.

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[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, my "oh segsy" tag is pretty well-populated already.

Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

It all makes sense now...

Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

Well, he did do the body issue, so everyone knows he doesn't have the terrible tattoo...yet.

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[(Anonymous)]

Give it time. I'm sure he'll get drunk enough with Jamie or Brownie for it to seem like a great idea to get matching above groin/above ass tattoos.

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[(Anonymous)]

Well, there was that outtake video that showed they were going to put a fake Stanley Cup tattoo on his ass or something. I don't recall the actual story, but I recall the pic, with the outline of the Cup right there on his ass.

Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

it was fake? :'(

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[(Anonymous)]

NA

Yeah, apparently before that photoshoot they had another one in a tattoo parlor? There was a tumblr user who pointed out that, given the placement of the tattoo, they were probably shooting him lying down on his stomach looking over his shoulder or something, and now I am sad we don't get to see those pictures. :'(

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[(Anonymous)]

DA
didn't he say he would "never disrespect the cup like that" or something? I thought I saw a quote from him on my dash responding to all the A STANLEY CUP ASS TATTOO??? that happened after the shoot

Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

psst, anon fail.

Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

lying down on his stomach looking over his shoulder

maybe it's a good thing this was never released because dear god all my buttons

Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Nooo, nonny, that's precisely why they should have released it. I would have actually gone out and spent good money on their magazine for that. And now we have nothing instead.

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[(Anonymous)]

Boo I didn't realize it was a fake tattoo. It was such a perfect fit for Seguin. /sad