dekedangle_rpfanon | #16 – Luck Be a Ladd-y Tonight

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Considering how much they like to flub their height, I can only imagine how ridiculous the dick measurements would get.

You know that picture of all the "six foot" guys on the Penguins? (I think) that was taken a while ago? I'm now imaging something similar, with a bunch of "eight inch" cocks lined up next to each other.

That picture is so dumb. It's not true that those guys were all ever listed at the same height and it's tilted and angled. Though, I do think it's fun how people's heights change when they move from team to team.

What? At the time it was posted, it was true that all of those guys except Crosby were listed as 6'2". They were all on the same roster lol it was easy to see their roster heights next to each other.

If you simply Google "James Neal roster height", "Deryk Engelland roster height", "Olli Maatta roster height", and "Beau Bennett roster height", they all come up as 6'2". :) They're also all standing together clearly posed to compare heights. It's not tilted and angled, bud.

The photo is tilted and angled, if it's the same one posted here. If you're talking about a different one I have no way of knowing that.

DA
There? isn't one? posted here? I was trying to figure out if you were discussing the same picture, but there are no links.

NA

Just to make sure we're all on the same page, we're talking about this picture, right?

http://i.imgur.com/pZuJG6u.png

It's probably been posted to deke before, but not on this post or the last one.

It definitely was taken by someone who wasn't holding their phone 100% straight, but even correcting for that, it's clear there's a significant height difference there.

NA

https://i.imgur.com/gNE0KYK.png

Here's a quick, shitty rotation correcting it by making the wall on the side straight.

Once again, I feel that it's important to point out it's not the guys lying about their heights. It's their teams.

You don't want to be the team with the smallest average intangibles in the league. It's bad for building a fanbase.

I'm half-assedly working on filling that sinbin prompt about the combine being about sxe and I feel like this would be an important addition.

#16 – Luck Be a Ladd-y Tonight

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