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Re: What's Up With Your Team- Winter Holidays Edition

From: (Anonymous)
AYRT I was actually imagining Dubinsky sitting there going "why are I moving in this direction? I didn't mean to cross check anyone my stick is moving by itself!! Help what's happening I don- Oh shit I guess Crosby's a girl because the universe just compelled me to crosscheck him."

I am compelled by both premises though. It'd be nice if getting turned into a girl means that you have no injuries. So rather than a potential concussion, you just have to masturbate differently for a few days, then everything goes back to the way it was before hand.

If that was the premise though, I'd probably write a fic where someone crosschecks Sid out of the blue so they can have a PIV hook up. Or where Sid goads people into cross checking him on the ice in order to switch when he has the urge.

Re: What's Up With Your Team- Winter Holidays Edition

From: (Anonymous)
ayrt

LOL, okay, I can be down with that first thing. That puts a whole new spin on arguing penalties. "I didn't mean to! My stick was attracted to the vagina!! ...not like that."

Possibly everything goes back to the way it was beforehand because you masturbate differently for a few days. *cough*

If that was the premise though, I'd probably write a fic where someone crosschecks Sid out of the blue so they can have a PIV hook up.

Well, that would put all the rivalries in an entirely new light. :D

Re: What's Up With Your Team- Winter Holidays Edition

From: (Anonymous)
ayrt

Jordon Staal suddenly regrets being a supportive brother during the 2014 playoffs when he sees Marc cross check Sid twice, like jeez man we get it you're looking to fuck.

Whenever beat reporters start talking about people who got into fights during practice is becomes a question of "are they actually angry at each other or are they horny and looking to mix things up?"

Re: What's Up With Your Team- Winter Holidays Edition

From: (Anonymous)
When the fight in practice goes really well, they both end up with vaginas.

Re: What's Up With Your Team- Winter Holidays Edition

From: (Anonymous)
does this mean enforcers spend a lot of time switched out or does it have to be a *dirty* hit/fight in practice as opposed to a hockey fight that pretty much obeys the *unwritten* code even if everybody involved does get appropriately penalized?

because even if it's temporary that could be *fascinating* to explore what happens when a noticeable percentage of the time your tough guys are physically cis women. like if just getting a fighting major's enough to switch your genitals, think how much time tie domi must have spent switched out.

damn it, now i want biz fic for this concept. or matt martin--he's not a classic enforcer by any means but he *is* the closest thing to one the isles have and isles nonnies have made me want fic. (if it has to be a dirty hit, i want quasi-swapped james neal for entirely shallow aesthetic reasons.)