dekedangle_rpfanon | #23 — Brown Goes Down

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Add Phil Kessel, subtract Brandon Sutter, multiply by Connor Sheary's glasses and Maatta's hair ... profit?

Why don't people like Brandon Sutter? I'm not trying to start something, I'm just curious.

Downgrade from Jordan Staal at 3C, and not particularly good? I know there are a bunch of fans who hate him, but mostly that line has been an upgrade since they ditched him.

Because he was bad, because he wasn't nearly as good as Jordan Staal, and because a segment of fans always overrated him because he was supposedly "clutch" (but not really). But as a person he seems like a great guy and I'm really sad about the season he had in Vancouver :( I don't think anyone ever disliked him for personal reasons, it's just people can get really vicious about players who don't perform on teams expecting to contend.

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Also overpaid, another thing that provokes fan hatred.

He wasn't great as a hockey player - tended to get knocked off the puck, had poor possession numbers. He did have wheels, though, and his signature move was to grab the puck on the PK and fly up the wing for a short-handed opportunity. So his goals were flashy but few.

Off-ice, I don't know that anybody disliked him? He came across as very mellow to me.

He was so skinny they nicknamed him Flat Stanley.

I don't think anyone disliked him. I just think he was never as good as everyone wanted him to be.

Ayrt

Sheary's all around everything just adds to the adorableness, how dare you remind me.

Ugh, when did it all go wrong (as long as Giroux wins it aĺl it will be fine)

Maybe Sheary and Ghostbear will be the Romeo and Juliet of Pennsylvania? I ship it for not other reason than it would be epic.

A less tragic ending would be nice, but oh my, that is a lovely idea :)

I kind of want that. Who's Benvolio? Who's Mercutio? Important questions. (Who's Nurse?)

My lack of education really shows, lol. Maybe other helpful nonnies can provide input?

Scott Wilson is Nurse. Actually this is disingenuous because I really want Conor/Scott fic and I'm mad Scott got injured because he's been forgotten.

They were just so cute after Wilson's first goal!!

https://twitter.com/emptynetters/status/700495405524525056
http://video.penguins.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=942879

Sorry I'll stop derailing the cross-state romance now.

Have you seen this, anon??

http://pittsburghpengwins.tumblr.com/post/144522973888/chillin-with-the-penguins-scott-wilson-and-conor

Yes!! They're such cute fun boys I love them.

I had never seen that and now wish that person hadn't blocked me so I could reblog it.

I haven't forgotten him! I have definitely recently said, "Gee, Scott Wilson. :(" Both because he's the WBS kid who doesn't get to enjoy this run as much and because I'd really like to try him on maybe Geno's line and see if they couldn't make something happen. I miss him scoring goals.

He's so cute on Twitter

https://twitter.com/smiltztwo3/status/716322453773942784
https://twitter.com/smiltztwo3/status/716358241983148032

I love how close WBS is.

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