#23 — Brown Goes Down

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Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I would be into a much better rewrite of the Anakin-goes-dark storyline wherein Backstrom is guarding the charming politician and secret Sith Lord Ovi, who knows how strong and valuable Backstrom is and wants to keep him. Featuring both literal seduction and corruption in increasing stages until Backstrom is irrevocably stranded within the Dark Side and, worse, likes it there.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Um, yes please.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

This is kind of tempting me, honestly. Who would the rest of the Caps be?

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like Kuzy should be Ovi's apprentice for sure. He can do that really evil smile...

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

DA

He has also has a really high pitched maniacal laugh too. So it works even better.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Does that make Burakovsky Backstrom's padawan?

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I would go Andre yeah, or if you wanted to Tom and Latts too.

TJ with his hand eye coordination should be a fighter pilot or something maybe?

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

da

Your suggestion for Oshie is much better than mine which was gonna be that he should be Princess Leia-esque because of his pretty eyes...

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

I mean I fully support this idea too because yes those huge eyes are very pretty and he would make a very pretty prince in this AU.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

na If there's anyone who would enjoy wearing the bikini, it would be Oshie.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

He would for sure

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

The second people brought up the bikini I started thinking that we were mixing up timelines and should really be back in the Clone Wars, which naturally led to the thought of the PENGUIN CLONE ARMY, the natural enemy of the Caps Order.

I feel like we've strayed from the nature of the discussion that brought about the Star Wars AU train, but I kind of want both fics now.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

da

Ovi wouldn't need too much convincing either. It's just that his version would be made to look like a denim bikini over sweats.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know, but Backstrom's Sith name should totes be Mean Lars. (I kid, I kid. But also want this.)

Wilson seems like a Han Solo type. Latta's his wookie.

Chimmer would be a wisecracking fighter pilot.

Holtby would be a Jedi master, obviously.

Schmidt would be a droid.