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#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

This is the twenty-fourth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate this.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't Anna's insta post say something like "Moscow will have to wait" after they beat the Caps? I don't read Russian articles about him tho so I missed that.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, don't worry, he can just join Zack Bergeron on Team USA 😁

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if she was that pregnant, it would've pretty inadvisable to fly. Is it the last trimester or after 8 months that doctors recommend not flying?

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
There was an article (in English, I believe) several months saying that Malkin was planning to spend his summer in Pittsburgh. Even if the Pens had an early playoffs exit (something I don't think Malkin would have wanted to assume in their planning), given how pregnant she would have been at the time, she probably wouldn't have been flying anyways. That being said, it doesn't mean that Malkin doesn't wish the baby could have been born in Russia, if it had been feasible schedule-wise.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I know everyone thinks Rossi is the worst. But he did provide this kind of funny anecdote about a conversation about the baby being born in the USA.

Me: He'll be American?
Geno: Russia first.
Me: Both?
Geno: Yeah.
Me: Brett Hull played for USA...
Geno: Yeah?
PAUSE
Geno: No, Rossi. Russia!

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
I loathe Rossi but that is A+ trolling in a good way, as opposed to what he normally says/writes. thanks for sharing.

Find the thing

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
*

Re: Find the thing

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm looking for a shortish Sid/Geno fic where Geno is pregnant and grumpy about it, not least because he nearly always tops, and then he and Sid have pregnant sex. I'm pretty sure I read it on Tumblr? But I have no idea of the author.

Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
NA is rolling with this idea of disgruntled gay Jeff Carter! But with additional sulking over a break-up with a Richie, who he still talks to all the time. (They're bad at breaking up.)

Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
...I've done it IRL. And had it done on my behalf as well. I'm just super protective of those closest to me, okay.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
What if Metallurg was like, "ok fine Geno go to America but in exchange WE WANT YOUR FIRST BORN SON" 😱

Re: Find the thing

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure it;s this fic by liophael:

liophael.tumblr.com/post/114578825925/sid-and-g-pregnant-sex

Re: Find the thing

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
ayrt

That's the one, thank you!

Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't there at least one fic with this? Complete with Jordan Staal trying to set up Sidney with at least one of his brothers, because c'mon, he has a lot of those, and he wants one cool brother-in-law, is all he's saying.

Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
You maybe thinking of that oflights S/G crap that spawned some Marc Staal/Letang pair the spares nonsense?

Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
na

I feel like you're confusing "pair the spares" with "rarepair."

Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I never read that oflights fic, but I kind of liked the Marc Staal/Letang one.

Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I think in that Jordan actually had a brother who was gay and tried to match Sid up with him, rather than just requiring any brother to take one for the family.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
It's the last trimester or so. Generally it's not the doctors, but the airlines that don't want pregnant women to go into labor on their flights. :)

General fandom discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yep.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
This SI feature on Olli Maatta is just so much http://www.si.com/nhl/2016/05/31/stanley-cup-playoffs-pittsburgh-penguins-sharks-olli-maatta-cancer-update

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
How has the bruise on his back not faded from November? Like that was a killer hit, but even a deep bruise shouldn't be lingering like that, should it?

Re: General fandom discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
*bump*

Re: General fandom discussion - May AO3 fic stats

(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Stats nonnie here! The month started out pretty busy but slowed down a bit about mid-month. 201 fics were posted, which is the most fics we've had in a month without a major exchange since December.

Only 9 Sid/Geno fics were posted this month (possibly due to the exchange posting in June). However, there were 20 Pens rare pair fics posted, breaking my previous record by quite a bit (I have records back through August), and as a result it was still the biggest month for Pens fic since September. The non-Sid/Geno fic included 13 different rare ships and two player/reader ships.

Hawks took a big drop from last month's high, but still lead all teams in fics posted. Stars holding steady.

Big ships (ie, any that had 10+ this month or last month):
Kane/Toews (43 in April / 24 in May)
Benn/Seguin (13 / 14)
Crosby/Malkin (18 / 9)

Teams/groups with most fic:
Hawks (69 / 35)
Pens (24 / 29)
Stars (18 / 26)
crossteam fic (33 / 20)
Wings (12 / 14)
draft class 2015 (21 / 14)
Caps (19 / 10)

Teams with no fic this month: Devils, Isles, Jets, Leafs, Preds, Sabres, Sens.

Usual restrictions apply: Fics completed this month, >1k.