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#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

This is the twenty-fourth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: Random Hockey Thread

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
https://streamable.com/sahz

Jagr pole dancing with a hockey stick - badly.

Re: Random Hockey Thread

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
This is apparently in response to some Czech tabloids publishing pictures of his girlfriend stripping, which makes me like him a little bit more than I had previously.

Re: Random Hockey Thread

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I just saw it on reddit, that does explain why he did it which I was wondering about.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Interview with John Scott about the ASG and also his off-season workout regime:
http://www.mensfitness.com/sports/hockey/nhl-tough-guy-john-scott-how-he-trains-hard-eats-right-and-stays-strong-ice

(frozen comment) Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Question based on a recent kinkmeme question. Do people actually say no to multiple orgasms? Like in life - when presented with the option of one or many. Are there people who say "nah. I'm good with one."

(frozen comment) Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It can get a little painful.

(frozen comment) Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup. Some people get overly sensitive/find it painful, some people have weaker subsequent orgasms and would prefer to end with a bang as it were, some people's genitals actually hurt after the fact if they orgasm too much, various other reasons.

(frozen comment) Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's really not "would you like one good thing or several good things", it's more "would you like one good thing or one good thing and several other things that may not be as good or may actually not be good at all dependent on your individual physiology". For me, even a second one is usually not worth the effort.

(frozen comment) Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I mean, I have a multiple orgasm kink, and it's very much tied to it being painful and overstimulating. Otherwise it's just kinda meh in fic.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
From watching Oilers' and Leafs' videos with Jakob Chychrun, I have come to the conclusion that he is very cute and kinda dumb. The dude has no clue what the phrase "I'm an open book" means.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I get him mixed up with Matthew Tkachuk in my mind. So Chychrun's the one that looks like Heath Ledger and Duncan Keith's lovechild.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what either of them look like, but I can never remember which one is which for national team purposes.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Matthew Tkachuk's Twitter handle is my favorite.

@tkachukycheese

(frozen comment) Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
oa

Interesting. Mine are usually more like a waterfall of one big one followed by a bunch of shivery zero-effort "oh hey still going" little ones with the potential for one more big but long and slow one.

(TIL describing orgasm experiences is challenging.)

(frozen comment) Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
No one asked for you to jump in, certainly.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
https://66.media.tumblr.com/63c26be4de73e57d3108194bb56407d8/tumblr_o8cxbeHjYO1s2v8gyo1_540.jpg

Some dirt on our #1 prospect.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Now there's a universal truth.

Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
A "very good source" says Hertl is done for the season with a knee injury. :(
https://twitter.com/jedli/status/739965972623294464

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
NA
I'm not sure how he feels right now about his role in growing the game as a half Latinx kid from a non-traditional market but I really hope he uses his little bit of fame to do some good on that front. He doesn't have to do anything of course, and shouldn't feel like he does, but I would sure love it if he did.

Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, no. :( And he was doing so well, too. Hopefully they're just smart enough to sit him out, instead of it being so bad that they have no choice.

Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Does anybody know what even happened to him? I don't remember a big hit or anything but I might have missed it. Poor kid :(

Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Someone on tumblr said there was something with Hornqvist, I think in the third period of game 2? But I don't remember the exact incident myself. I don't think anything really dirty or obviously bad happened, just maybe an unfortunate collision or something.

Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
ayrt
Ah, that makes sense. I saw some people on my dash yelling about Dustin Brown but I figured that couldn't have been it because it feels like a million years ago now and he was playing so well in the meantime. I guess it was just typical yelling about Dustin Brown, lol.

Re: Game Day Thread, June 6, 2016

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
First Lovejoy, today Cole... what is going on.

Re: Game Day Thread, June 6, 2016

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Pens sure are bringing their offensive D the last couple of games!