#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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Re: What is <i>up</i> with your team? –– non-SCF edition

[(Anonymous)]

There's actually almost a slightly higher risk of dehydration because it's deceptive. There's so little humidity that you're sweating constantly but you can't really tell because it evaporates almost instantly. Every summer at least one tourist ends up dying in Death Valley/Grand Canyon/Zion/Bryce Canyon/Arches purely because they went hiking and didn't bring enough water. Usually more than one.

In the desert, you need to be drinking even when you think you're not thirsty.

Re: Ask Meme -nicknames?

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone (like JaBenn, etc) call Tyler Seguin "Ty"? Because I see it pop up in fic all the time lately and it aggravates the fuck out of me, but I'm willing to let it go if it's a real thing.

ALSO...calling Tom Wilson "wilso"??? What the actual fuck is that? I'm a Caps fan and have never heard or seen his team mates call him that. It's either Whip or Willy.

Sorry, I'm drunk and I'm really annoyed by nonconanlnicknames tonight

Re: Ask Meme -nicknames?

[(Anonymous)]

noncon anal nicknames? Tell me more, anon, this is my jam.

Re: Ask Meme -nicknames?

[(Anonymous)]

ahahaHAHAHA NOT nonconan!!! noncanonical, I meant!

Re: Ask Meme

[(Anonymous)]

What pets do the Dallas Stars players have? Off the top of my head, I can think of Sharp's dog, JoBenn's dog, Seguin's dogs, Hemsky's dogs and cat, Roussel's cat and JaBenn's gf's cat that he at least helps out with.

I'm sure other players must have pets but I just haven't seen them mentioned.

Re: Ask Meme -nicknames?

[(Anonymous)]

Wilso, at least, is probably from is IG name, tom_wilso.

Re: Ask Meme -nicknames?

[(Anonymous)]

RIGHT? I mean you're gonna give it to a guy up the ass you should at least have the courtesy to call him by the right nickname, right?

Re: Ask Meme -nicknames?

[(Anonymous)]

I thought they were refusing to consent to terrible euphemisms for anal.

Re: Ask Meme -nicknames?

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I know, but none of his team mates call him that is my point. Just dumb fangirls, I guess, IDK...maybe they're not dumb and just take usernames tooo seriously or whatever but his GUYS don't call him that. Stop it, is all I mean sorry.

Re: Players You Want Fic For

[(Anonymous)]

I wish Zach Werenski's little big brother was also a public figure so I could do something with how many pictures of drunk Dylan Larkin there are on his instagram. Something dubious.

Re: Ask Meme -nicknames?

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it's just the nickname one guy has for his partner's anus. Which the owner of the named anus doesn't agree with, hence the noncon factor.

Re: Ask Meme -nicknames?

[(Anonymous)]

sa
A goalie complaining, "That's not what five-hole means."

Re: Ask Meme -nicknames?

[(Anonymous)]

Could have fooled me. I'll never be over an announcer (Pierre?) talking about a goalie "presenting the five-hole" to a shooter.

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - THE WINNER!

[(Anonymous)]

So, this was obviously a tight race, but the first official winner of our eyebrow bracket is... Carey Price!

Final vote counts were 19 for Price and 18 for Knight.

I have no idea what the prize is for being the winner. Internet bragging points that he'll never actually know about? Consentacles? Eyebrow-centric victory porn? All of the above? Feel free to offer suggestions.

Re: Fic discussion

[(Anonymous)]

Latest installment of the Latta/Wilson Bachelor AU fic is up. I'm enjoying the angst, but I kind of hope Tom finds someone soon to talk to soon about his "being in love with his gay best friend" problem with.

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - THE WINNER!

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, I cast the deciding vote. I have no idea how to feel about that!

I feel like Price/Knighter consentacles is clearly the reward we all deserve, though.

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - THE WINNER!

[(Anonymous)]

this was actually a very hard decision for me because I always root for ladies but I think Price's eyebrows were just slightly more up my brow-alley. This was fun though, thanks for organizing it nonnie!

#justicefordylanstrome #gonetoosoon

Re: Ask Meme -nicknames?

[(Anonymous)]

"Please stop telling the guys that you have a date with Rose tonight. Please. I'm begging you."

Re: Hockey Media

[(Anonymous)]

That sucks, though I'm glad the boards are apparently sticking around.

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - THE WINNER!

[(Anonymous)]

For you, nonny:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lNiwAsyjcrA/maxresdefault.jpg

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - THE WINNER!

[(Anonymous)]

yaaaas

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - THE WINNER!

[(Anonymous)]

The real prize is friendship having those brows.

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - THE WINNER!

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, see those are fucking award winning eyebrows! Except not because Hilary Knight was a fucking ringer. Nobody could beat her except posssiiiibly Carey Price who has some supernatural hold on fandom. IDK IDGI at all.

Re: Fic discussion

[(Anonymous)]

Have I lowered my standards or has there been a lot better porn in the tag recently?

For example: the new Dylan/Zach is 20k of basically porn. Very hot porn.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7132841

Re: Players You Want Fic For

[(Anonymous)]

Lmao, I think there's an equal age difference between Dylan and Brad and Dylan and Zach, but "dude getting his little brother's underage best friend drunk" sure does have a nice, dubious ring to it.