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#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
da

(The washing machine says pull to start helpless dude, that's how you start it. It's not a lawnmower, there's no pull cord and it's not a car so there's no ignition. You turn the dial and pull. And then the real magic starts)

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
DA

Or, if it's a super advanced washing machine, it may have a button that just says start that you get to press!

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Freshman year of college I saw a dude in the laundry room trying to put detergent in his machine, but it was one of those ones with the little drawer for detergent so you pour it in and then close the drawer and it disappears. So he poured his detergent in, closed the drawer, opened it again, looked aghast that his detergent was gone and...poured more in. And then repeated the same process all over again. I probably saw him do it about 5 times before I had to intervene. His poor clothes.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
A freshman dude asked me which were the washers and which were the dryers. I hoped I was being punked but he was serious.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Freshman year of college I had to explain to two dudes who were hard science majors that a "table spoon" and a "tea spoon" were units of measure, not just random ass big and small spoons they randomly dug out of their kitchen drawer. They were trying to bake pie for Pi Day.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
ayrt

I also thought it was a bit sad and gave him loads of shit for it, but, well, he bought me Starbucks. I'd do just about anything for a free mocha frappuccino.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
sa

And they were both American, so it wasn't a metric units issue, they just... didn't know.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
na

And I had a friend freshman year who slept on a bare (plastic-covered) mattress every night with a blanket thrown over him, because he never washed his sheets.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I dated a guy for a while who had a roommate that didn't wash his sheets the entire school year.

We slept at my house a lot.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I had a friend like that. He was frequently punished with Febreze baths.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
da

The year my roommate left in October and I didn't have a roommate the rest of the year was when I started sleeping naked, because I ran out of clean pjs and didn't want to do laundry.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
#winner

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
My brother who lives across town bribed me to come over and do his laundry every weekend the first two months he lived on his own.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Who else thinks that pile of produce screams "a camera crew is coming to our house, let's buy some fruits and vegetables that make us look like adults"?

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Tbf that's exactly what a pile of produce means in my house, except for instead of a camera crew, it's my parents.

Re: General post-SCF thread

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
And a sequel feat. Phil the Thrill!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGqbtRGqxcR/?taken-by=max_ivanov68

Re: General post-SCF thread

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure that's Phil? I think that's Max Ivanov, whose instagram it was posted to.

Re: General post-SCF thread

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh, I think you're right! I saw it on mobile and that combined with the filter and my terrible eyesight lol -_-

Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
+ 1 to all of this. (I love that series to pieces, so I just want a happy ending eventually.)

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen the eggplant emoji, but I have literally no idea what a plum looks like. It didn't occur to me that that was information I was lacking until now, and I kind of want to keep the mystery alive.

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
It's a stone fruit. It looks like a purple stone fruit. (Other stone fruit: peaches, nectarines, apricots.)

Re: Hockey Media

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Damson plums actually do kinda look like little eggplants, now that I think about it, and there are some little eggplants that look kinda like plums with little green caps:

eggplant: http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/eggplant-indian.jpg

plum: http://www.arnusitarim.com/wp-content/uploads/bfi_thumb/4389-4v6pntz8bqd4i34t5kdcc21s1kw.png

I'm sorry I maligned you, Johnny Gaudreau.

Re: Fic discussion - long, long way back to nashville

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
LOL if this author, who wrote 36K of fic where everything other than the gay orgies was an aggressively handwavy and increasingly thin pretext for getting enough penises into sufficient proximity for said gay orgies, and who at one point in the fic actually pretty explicitly said "fuck these other plot points, I'm tired of them, bukakke tiems nao", spent even half a second thinking about the accuracy and/or characterization value of grammar mistakes in hockey player dialogue, I'll eat my motherfucking hat.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
I was just wondering, does anyone have any idea what anthem they're gonna play for Team Europe? (And team NA?) Unless they're just not gonna play any which I can't really see them doing.

Re: World Cup of Hockey

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Team NA can play "We Dem Boyz" and Team Europe can play whichever song won Eurovision.