dekedangle_rpfanon | #24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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https://instagram.com/p/BF9VYX5J3Z6/

Sex bets, amirite???

I misread that as "sex bots", and now I can't stop picturing Gaudreau as the somewhat awkward sex robot that Kevin Hayes ordered online.

Johnny Hockey is so cute, and knows he's so cute and I am starting to find it irritating!! Get out of here with your little bow tie and monkey emojis!

He looks like he's cosplaying Eric Bittle.

Except 500% less annoying.

more like somebody's caddy or a small child at a summer wedding, but I think grown adults wearing Vineyard Vines in general has that effect so combined with his whole everything it's a lot.

75% of the male population at my college wears nothing but Vineyard Vines. It's exhausting.

Haha. Sorry, I'm sure it's very vexing for you but just imagining it is making me smirk.

I went to BC, I feel your pain. If I never see an adult man wearing pants with embroidered sea animals on them again I will die happy.

This is my school too. I stole a couple from guy friends and they're annoyingly comfortable t-shirts.

ayrt

I had always assumed it was because my school is like your stereotypical rich/preppy/Southern private university, but now I'm thinking it's just true of most schools.

https://instagram.com/p/BGCksqTJ3WT/

He does know and I'm sick of it! Sick of it!!! The only prescription is 100k of Johnny getting reamed out by various athletes in the greater Boston area.

na

This is... so charming?

I would read 100k of him having various bigger, bro-type athletes wrapped around his little finger by power of cuteness. They're just hanging out, guys being dudes, and before they even know what's happened they're competing with each other to buy him drinks/bow ties/whatever else his beautiful heart desires.

+ 1

(also, i still wish that kinkmeme fill where a super drunk shea weber decides he wants gaudreau to be the first guy to fuck him and gaudreau makes it a REALLY good ASG experience would be completed.)

I too live in hope of that kinkmeme fill being finished because ... yes. Yes. Yes.

Please prompt this on the kink meme.

I'd read all 100k and then download it and save it for a rainy day.

Yeah this definitely looks like they are taking Johnny out to dinner before taking him home to wreck him

NAYRT
I'm not saying they used a bow tie as a gag, but ...

Johnny in a Hayes brothers sandwich would be A+++

#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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