dekedangle_rpfanon | #24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

This is the twenty-fourth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Flower better be here long enough for Scarlett and Nikita to have baby playdates together. I have a need.

Nooo I don't need this, I'm already having thoughts like "but what if Sid and Kathy's first child is a girl and she and Geno's son grow up together in Pittsburgh?"

Well, that didn't take long.

No, not in a shippy way. Because of Sid's quote about feeling like he and Geno grew up together [in Pittsburgh]. I think it would be very sweet if their kids actually got to do that and boy/girl childhood friendships are the cutest imo.

Someone tweeted about a baby Pens roster and it is so cute.

Nikita is one-day-old center, Alex Letang is baby D-man, and Estelle is goalie!

This is so creepy.

ia, I don't dig all these comments about rl babies. I guess I'll stop flatmeme-ing and ignore this thread...

Same. This is giving me over-invested MIL flashbacks, and at least she's actually related to my kid.

You'll read about their dads fucking and get fucked by other dudes, but talk of them having playdates (which the Pens babies actually irl do) makes you uncomf. Ok.

1. Their dads aren't actually fucking, and 2. Neither the mothers or the kids are really public figures. No, a well-curated instagram account doesn't count.

So because the dads are public figures, you can get off to the thought of them fucking. But because the children of these men are not public figures, you'll just pretend they don't exist while you get your jollies. Yeah I think I know why thinking about them makes you uncomf.

I'm certainly "uncomf" by "uncomf" not being an actual word.

Why does your kind always default to calling people who point out how inappropriate you're being tinhatters?

So inappropriate to talk about Scarlett Fleury doing baby things! Let's all talk about her father taking it up the asshole from Matt Murray instead. Much more appropriate.

Like wtf.

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I'm not Above It All. My exact point is that the freaks who think it's weird to talk about rl families while thinking that sexualizing real life strangers is Normal are kidding themselves.

Oh yes, of course it's misogyny or objectification. Whatever you think is worse I guess.

Quick question: how do you think Malkin's newborn infant should be worked into PWPs going forward?

Oh here we go. I can already see the 200 comment wank. Why do Pens threads continue to be filled with garbage? This place can ruin even the happiest news istg. I'm sticking to twitter from now on and good fucking riddance.

Bye-bye now!

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