dekedangle_rpfanon | #24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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Uh, sea anemone's have nematocysts - barbed stinging cells.

If clown fish can take it, so can an asshole.

Well, I guess lube is sort of like mucus ...

Speaking of mucus, I want fic where mating plugs are a thing.

The new Sid/Geno oviposition WIP on the kinkmeme has a mating plug.

Oooh, nice. I haven't read that one yet, but I will head that way now.

I honestly don't understand how they haven't been incorporated into your basic a/b/o tropes.

I mean. A knot and a mating plug is a bit redundant.

ayrt

Not if you want your dude stretched out for the rest of the day, instead of the mere 12 hours it takes for knotting.

da

I figured it was less about stretch and more about keeping all that jizz where it belongs.

I've never read something where a knot lasts that long, but either way, time isn't really the concern when the knot is a central part of the porn appeal. Like, mating plugs have their own appeal, but it's a reach to call it a "basic" extension to classic a/b/o.

ayrt

I was joking about the 12 hours, and I didn't call it a basic extension to classic a/b/o. I think it would fit with the repertoire. You don't. That's fine.

Nematocysts are too small to do any damage to humans. Like, I doubt anyone wants to do a scientific inquiry how that differs in different orifaces, but the real issue is the neurotoxins (which are easy enough to work into tentacle lore in a less lethal, painful form... unless that's how they ward off enemy tentacle people?).

Or we can just ignore neurotoxins

DA - Sex pollen style neurotoxins would work for me.

na

I like the way you think, nonnie. Maybe it's consensual to begin with, but then once it starts, the dude on the receiving end is too blissed out to back out even if he wanted to. Which he doesn't. Wow, he really doesn't.

AYRT - I guess that if the non-tentacled party gets something out of it then it's going to be easier to get them to do it again. And if word spreads that it's a good time it's got to be easier to talk people into letting you impregnate them.

ayrt

Yeah, like a word of mouth thing. Maybe it gets played off as a joke, but somebody's always keeping an eye for guys that actually look interested.

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