dekedangle_rpfanon | #26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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What world cup shipping opportunities are you inspired by whether it is the Sid/Claude reunion, Eichel/McDavid on the same team or the ridiculous size kink potential of Chara/Zuccarello talk about it here.

Nielsen/Hansen for maximum 'grumpy old Danish dudes' potential, which I've been quietly shipping ever since TV2 had a headline saying Hansen put Nielsen in his place.

Bødker/Zuccarello for maximum 'drunken Scandinavian arguing' potential (plus OEL rebounding).

Ohh I hadn't considered Bodker/Zuccarello. There is definite potential there. Relatedly I saw this picture of OEL and Gabe https://twitter.com/Trekronorse/status/763308022714212353 and it made me think about the two of them.

Gabe looks pregnant.

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Nearly all my favorite Canadians are on one team, so I just want all combos of Sid, Giroux, and Marchand. Possibly with bonus McDavid.

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I am here for Jack Eichel/pretty much everyone on Team NA...so many great possibilities

And for the Drouin/Mackinnon reunion of course

I'm looking forward to the Drouin/MacKinnon reunion, maybe with some Seth Jones mixed in too.

I hope the writing gods can hear our collective longing for Drouin/Mackinnon.

I'm hoping for some new Eichel/McDavid material, and then a lot of other team NA pairings. I kind of want Rielly/Matthews.

I want a giant North American team orgy. Or age difference sneaking around between NA and Canada/USA.

+1 on the NA team orgy! They have to get to the second round to play against USA or Canada but there is potential for seeking into each others hotels or whatever.

Here for spin the bottle fic that goes too far.

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If I could get one good Eichel/McDavid/Matthews spitroast fic I would be so happy.

sa

or McDavid/Eichel/Matthews humiliation kink. McDavid and Matthews roughhousing Eichel-- how does it feel to be stuffed by two first overalls?
With sex tears and all the good stuff. Eichel would be flushed beet red by the end of it.

I'm hoping for more Marchand/Bergeron - or fic with those two in it. I really love their dynamic, for whatever reason.

And, as always, Anze Kopitar fic.

I just want a bunch of Team Europe fic in general. Although, I would definitely enjoy some Kopitar/Gaborik fic or even just Captain Kopitar's gen hijinks. The captains can get together and powwow.

I always want more Marchand/Bergeron fic. Is Seguin going to be healthy in time to go? Because then I could have Marchand/Seguin reunion sex, tooooo.

crosby/marchand

dont @ me

Hey, it already showed up in the shipping goggles thread, and I saw a primer-ish thing on Tumbler this morning:
http://siterlas.tumblr.com/post/149020797176/backcheckswing-t-o-ews-t-o-ews-remember

You are not alone.

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The current team Canada lines have me shook.

This picture made me want Parayko/Drouin (I'm a very easy sell--size difference + smiling at each other? BAM, done):

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Csr9el6XEAEKwBM.jpg:large

And a moment before because I love the expression and would also go for Parayko/Gostisbehere/Drouin (and MacKinnon and Nugent-Hopkins can come, too):

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsrvNeVWIAA6yN6.jpg:large

Also, Ghostbear and Parayko on the ice together in a group hug. All of my dreams are coming true, meme.

Parayko is so huge. I always forget how big he is and then I see a picture and go "!!!".

He's also so cute! I love that expression too. What a dork.

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The world cup has made me discover Johnny Gaudreau and I am currently shipping him with everyone he speaks to or touches or has ice time with.

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. And now I want fic where he just starts hitting up guys in their rooms after practice, games, breakfast, whatever for sex. Because they all seem pretty cool, so why not? (IDK, I just like the idea of laid-back, totally non-chalant about sex Gaudreau.)

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I need him and Parayko to stand next to each other

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