#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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This is the twenty-sixth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: World cup shipping thread

[(Anonymous)]

The world cup has made me discover Johnny Gaudreau and I am currently shipping him with everyone he speaks to or touches or has ice time with.

Re: World cup shipping thread

[(Anonymous)]

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. And now I want fic where he just starts hitting up guys in their rooms after practice, games, breakfast, whatever for sex. Because they all seem pretty cool, so why not? (IDK, I just like the idea of laid-back, totally non-chalant about sex Gaudreau.)

Re: World cup shipping thread

[(Anonymous)]

Johnny Gaudreau, NA team elder, at your service for the next half hour to teach you that thing your next sex partner will like.

Re: World cup shipping thread

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like he should have either a top hat or a business card in this scenario. Or maybe just a checklist on his phone where he keeps track of which teammates he's already finished mentoring with his penis.

Re: World cup shipping thread

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe he just starts handing out those rubber sex bracelets like people used to collect in the late 90s.

Re: World cup shipping thread

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe he tried stamping their hands initially, like you would at a night club, but they kept washing them off. Bracelets seem like a better option. Until they start "losing" them.

Re: World cup shipping thread

[(Anonymous)]

And then they start trading them for sex favors. And that's the story of how Johnny Gaudreau turned the world cup of hockey into a sex village.

Re: World cup shipping thread

[(Anonymous)]

And then that story will be turned into next year's hottest new harem anime, Oh My Johnny Gaudreau!

Re: World cup shipping thread

[(Anonymous)]

I would watch that program.

/na

Re: World cup shipping thread

[(Anonymous)]

I need him and Parayko to stand next to each other

Re: World cup shipping thread

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. I also need this.