#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

Mayonnaise as a pejorative should be off-limits to white people imo

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

Crosby and mayo is a fucking meme ffs

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

Right, and the point is that it's one that we wish white people wouldn't partake in. Like memes just materialize out of thin air and not because people choose to participate in that brand of humor, lol.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

Nope, it's a meme!! which automatically means you are not allowed to dislike it!!!

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

... so very, very unaware. It's not a meme. Black and brown people have been calling boring whites mayo since way before hockey whites decided to reclaim the phrase as their own.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

That's nonsensical.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

It's the reality you live in, but I'm not surprised if you can't wrap your head around it. It also applies to pretty much every other ~cool slang phrase~ white fandom picks up and inevitably misuses.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

da

No, it's true. If you haven't seen it, you either haven't been around those platforms or you've surrounded yourself with white people on them. If what you're saying is that calling white people mayo is nonsensical... lol @ white fragility.

(Also, brown and black people were calling Crosby mayo before @NHLFlyera decided it was his thing that made him ~cool and ~funny. But they were specifically making fun of his whitenesl, not just making fun of a guy they don't like on a rival team.)

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

Mayonnaise in general should be off limits. Especially in salad.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

But tuna salad is delicious and mayonnaise is a necessary part of that deliciousness. I will fight you on this.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

I will make this one exception. But only this one.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

I can live with that.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

These are the white-est replies ever.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

Tuna salad cares nothing for your wank.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

🙄

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed. Mayonnaise is one of the most disgusting foods on the planet and I have no idea how anyone can willingly put it in their mouths. It makes any other food it touches completely inedible.

Ugh, mayo.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

It's oil and eggs whipped together.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. Yes it is. And somehow two decent tasting foods combine to make something akin to vomit.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

That makes no sense. White people know white.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

Knowing white doesn't make them any less white, and mayo as an insult originated to make fun of whiteness, not to make fun of boring people that ~cool white people don't like.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

It's not like there's a lack of ways to insult white people that this one way needs to be protected.

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

Well, firsf of all, white people aren't really in a place where they can justify reclaiming an insult against them, but do you really think white people are any less ridiculous about any other possible insult? Remember when y'all were calling "Becky" a slur?

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

You'll be happy to know PoC have been fully integrated into society and also know white! Unfortunately, the white we know consistently fucks up our shit, so maybe the terminology we originated does have meaning you're not privy to!

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

a-ayrt-rt

the white we know consistently fucks up our shit

And that definitely includes the white people who """know white"""" *rolls eyes*

Re: Hockey Media - nationally televised NHL games next year (in the US)

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

I'm a PoC.