#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Good lord, I went to check it out and she even has the Bruins trading him for being gay, as instigated by noted homophobe Zdeno Chara. There is no new thing under the fucking sun.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

l~ol~~~~

Anytime an author feel compelled to write about how un-original their story idea ~might be I want to be like, hey it's obvious you know it's unoriginal and yet you chose to post it anyway, you aren't fooling anyone!

But of course there's a bunch of people loving this paint-by-numbers cowering under homophobia fic with bonus true lurv and a on-the-nose tie in to the original tweet, so maybe the real fool is me.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

The whole, "How could anyone have thought otherwise?!? So confusing," thing is also very telling.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Not to mention namedropping aohatsu, which just makes the both of them look disingenuous and with very short memories.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

And he and Marchand aren't even bros in this. I just. >:\

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

*pats bruins nonnies on the head*

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly, if we're tinhatting I think it's way more likely that the Bruins would have traded him for nebulous character issues + being a homophobic shitbag, given how vocally supportive of LGBTQ+ rights some very prominent Bruins' players have been. Actually, I would read the hell out of a fic where Tyler Seguin gets frozen out of the Bruins' locker room because there's a gay couple on the team and he acts like the stereotype of every oblivious "I'm not homophobic I just want to know which of you is the girl" straight bro ever.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, considering how they didn't want to touch Tim Thomas with a 10 foot pole after he showed his homophobic ass, this isn't too far off.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I want this.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I would likewise happily read the hell out of that. Not a Bruins fan but damn it, enough.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I still kinda want fic about the rumors they traded him because character issues + he was hanging out with the wrong crowd (that would have made him an accomplice to murder) because I'm somewhat of a terrible person.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

wait accomplice to murder what now? I have not heard about this.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

na

I'm guessing it has something to do with Aaron Hernandez...

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to read this.