#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco
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Re: Fandom Venting
From: (Anonymous)Nathan MacKinnon is a pasty chef who makes the greatest cakes desserts, whatever, in the town. Tyson Barrie is a big fan of his desserts and visits every day. Nathan uses him as his tester to try the new ideas, but he stays in the kitchen and sends the experiments out with a waitress and gets feedback on them second hand.
Tyson stays his best customer, even when he starts working in a different restaurant. But then one day he is gone, Tyson goes to every place in the town which sells desserts, ice-cream or cake. But even though he enjoys many of the desserts they aren't the one he is looking for.
The one day he finds out that Sidney Crosby has hired Nate as his private dessert chef. Tyson becomes friends with Sid just so he can get an invite to dinner. Finally, here is the dessert he has been seeking and he goes to the kitchen to finally meet Nathan.
But it can still have a happy ending, Nathan can make desserts for two, and now Sid had company to eat desserts with.
Re: Fandom Venting
From: (Anonymous)Wow nonny that is some idfic right there. Not my idfic but good stuff nonetheless.
Mine would be more like Nate Mackinnon, master pastry chef grew up with his best friend Jo Drounin, máster cake decorator. But they were cruelly forced apart when their internships took then far from each other. Nate found great success at Avalanche Bakeries while Jo struggled as his cruel boss Yzerman denied him the chance to practice his craft. Nate and Jo find themselves drifting apart as Nate's star shines while Jo seems to fade. And then Nate is spotted with legendary pastry god Sidney Crosby and Jo wonders if it's too late after all. Obviously this being my idfic, there is a crisis at Lightning Cakery and Jo saves the day with his master decorating skills and decides to fight for Nate. He drives all the way to Nova Scotia to interrupt what he thinks is Nate's wedding to Crosby (actually just secret pastry lessons) and throws himself into Nate's arms and they live happily ever after with amazing baked goods.
Re: Fandom Venting
From: (Anonymous)Oh bad Yzerman not letting Jo Drouin decorate cakes until he saves the day. I would enjoy your version also!
Re: Fandom Venting
From: (Anonymous)There's also the tragedy of the Oilers Bakery where wunderkind young bakers go to suffer but I haven't fleshed it out too much. Ovechkin is of course an artiste and everyone is baffled how Brent Burns hasn't gotten in trouble with a health code violation.
Re: Fandom Venting
From: (Anonymous)Maybe the Sharks run a trendy San Jose dog bakery instead of a people bakery? (Less stringent health code, probably.) I feel like it fits with their...everything. Vlasic's million dogs could be the taste-testers.