#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Something that is true: he's fucked a lot of SMU sorority girls.

Something else that is true: Ali Nugent used to date Reilly Smith before he was traded to Boston...and was with Seguin within six months of him being in Dallas. That still seems so sketchy to me.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

SMU person confirms.

He's also been known to occasionally to some frat parties, but I forget which ones.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

Oh shit, I thought I was the only SMU person on deke!

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Ayrt

Oh, real shit. Uh. Hi.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Hi. This is a little weird, lol

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Definitely. Should I be pony-ing up right now? Offering you baked Peruna shaped cookies?

Being amazed at yesterday's football win, probably.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

I think we should be offering each other Starbucks from either Dedman or Fondren while bitching about construction -- and being amazed at yesterday's football win. Because seriously.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

I like the Starbucks on Mockingbird better but that's because I like to feel better about walking the 10 minutes to grab my sugary monstrosity.

I KNOW, RIGHT? Did you see that moment in the second quarter where Liberty had the ball right after we scored? Fuck, that was stressful until the ref said it wasn't good.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

That's precisely why I have a love/hate relationship with the one in Dedman. Because if I'm in there I'm either about to work out or have just finished doing so...and it's right there, tempting me.

Sadly, I had to follow along on social media this weekend D:

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

NA

Scream, third SMU anon here, hello.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

...and to think I have spent the last year on meme talking around where I go to school because I've been CONVINCED it would be the thing that would de-anon me. This is really weird.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Right, I'm laughing because this seems statistically improbable but here we are 🤔

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

At this point, we might have enough to pool to go to games together.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Our very own deke cheering section 🎉

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

(I know we don't really do meet-ups over here, but I am actually down for this.)

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

I'm now convinced that everyone on meme who identifies as a DFW nonnie is also a SMU nonnie.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, the Venn diagram definitely has a higher overlap than I previously anticipated.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Not improbable. Don't we have only 4 or 5 (ish?). And more than half of those have proven to be Mustangs....

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

It also likely means that the person (people?) who's as excited about my favorite rarepair is also a Mustang...

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

If it's Kari/Nemo, the answer is yes, what a fucking small world, and I probably have your email and this fic is so hard to write, whyyyy

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Kari/Nemo is one of my two pet rarepairs (the other being Klingberg/Nemeth) but I'm not the nonnie with your email -- the world remains big for the moment. Maybe. (I don't know what your fic is about but more Kari/Nemo in the world is an excellent thing, you've got this!!)

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Nonnie, I also ship Klinger/Nemo, so I probably am one of the few nonnies shipping this. Fuck, would you like to talk about how Klingberg flew to the DR to go to Patrik's destination wedding?

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

At some point in the spring some guy posted a comment on Ali's instagram about how she used to hook up with Jamie Benn and a few other guys. She made her Instagram private about that time. She's also dated a few other pro athletes. (She probably did hook up with Jamie because he is apparently just as bad as Tyler but quieter about it and it's not strange for teammates to "share" girls, apparently? And I would assume if it was true both Tyler and Jamie's gf knew about it because Katie and Ali have been on each other's instas since then.)

Tyler seems to be friends with her family though. I know he's besties with her brother and was at her birthday party the night before last. Some girls on a message board ferreted him out and found a pic some friends of Ali's posted with him in it. And I guess they follow Ali's brother on snapchat and he's who Tyler has been golfing with and hanging out with in his new house since he moved back to Dallas.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

I honest to god cannot decide if I'm impressed or freaked out at the level of Tyler Seguin stalking that apparently happens on the Internet.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

I'm impressed at the reach and dedication of his more hardcore fans for finding the information and disappointed and freaked out at myself for hoarding that information and frothing ashen mouthed over it like a very sad dragon.