#29 – Lay, Lie, or Laine?

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Re: Discussion Thread - Favorite Rare Pair

[(Anonymous)]

DA +1 I didn't see anything horror creepy either and nothing you wouldn't expect in a story about sex with a tentacle monster.

(I wonder who failed to please it this year, or is it just pissed that the Joe is being torn down? It's a long slither to the new place so it doesn't have time for the play-offs this year?)

Re: Discussion Thread - Favorite Rare Pair

[(Anonymous)]

+1 from another DA. It was very standard-level sex pollen tentacle monster creepiness.

And yes, I bet the monster is pretty freaking pissed about the Joe being torn now.

Re: Discussion Thread - Favorite Rare Pair

[(Anonymous)]

original nonnie

Thanks for the screening nonnies! I'm usually just squicked by stuff like the one where John Tavares stole Dylan Strome to lay all his eggs in - it sounds like I can handle this one.

Re: Discussion Thread - Favorite Rare Pair

[(Anonymous)]

One of the screening anons. It is def way more consensual than the Tavares/Strome one and more of a one time thing.

Re: Discussion Thread - Favorite Rare Pair

[(Anonymous)]

da

(Poor Anthony Mantha and Andreas Athanasiou. Maybe that's why they were healthy scratched so much this year.)

Re: Discussion Thread - Favorite Rare Pair

[(Anonymous)]

(Perhaps. No one knew how to react when the tentacled one did not come for the first one so they tried again. But obviously, they should have learned from the Oilers and laid on a ride for it to the new place, surely they must have had something they needed to move, even if they didn't have a statue to shift.)