#29 – Lay, Lie, or Laine?

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Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

Tyson Barrie is out for the rest of worlds (LBI) clearly he was having too much fun.
https://twitter.com/HC_Men/status/862429543839260678

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

And he was so great so far. None of the other d-men have been this good offensively.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

He was. Apparently, the injury was sustained while he was wrestling with a teammate in his hotel room.

https://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/862608485560799232

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

Well, now I feel less bad for him and more "lol dudes" about this because lol dudes.

And I want fic about him "wrestling" someone and the hilarious sex injury that needs to be explained to the team's medical staff somehow.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Sucks for him, but if I don't get my embarrassing sex injury fic, I am going to be very upset.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

Any info on who the roomate is?

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't see any tweets identifying the teammate, no. My immediate guess was Mackinnon, just because it seems like they would.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

I don't like the word laceration in that. How do you even :(

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, it just means he cut himself. Falling and hitting the corner of something (desk, nightstand), something sharp they left on the floor, maybe the plug on something electrical. People can find all sorts of ways to injure themselves in hotel rooms.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

I've gouged out my shin on my night stand just getting out of bed. Furniture can be sharp. :(

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

I just had to double check that blue check mark because I couldn't believe this was real. Oh my GOD.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

I'm used to these stories with minor league baseball players in their early 20s, not major league hockey players over 25.

Except for the time that Grant Balfour got injured wrestling with his pitching coach in Tampa Bay, which has several puzzling factors to it. Much like this one.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

I laughed out loud at work at that one. it's just so dumb, and I am also on the list who wants sex injury fic.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

In case you all wanted more details: on Leafs Lunch today, Dreger mentioned that he thinks it's a cut in the upper thigh region but Hockey Canada is tight lipped on who the other teammate involved was.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

The added secrecy really makes it seem like a lie.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

Oh? What's your theory? I say duelling with skate blades.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

Mine is that they were eating in bed and got distracted with making out before clearing the cutlery and Tyson got forked in the buttocks. I'm totally making making this scenario up and not speaking from experience.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

DA
I think he somehow hurt himself while drunk, tbqh. I don't know why "wrestling with a teammate" is better than "got trashed and fell down in the streets of Paris" but I have a feeling it's something like that.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

That was my first thought too. But I think there has to be at least an element of truth. Maybe they were wrestling (or fighting even) but completely wasted. Otherwise why even mention a teammate and not just say he fell or something like Corey Crawford at the Rise Against concert circa 2015?

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's definitely wrestling with a teammate while drunk. Maybe some damage to the hotel room too.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S_FlVwhdJ3c

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

NA

Sex injury received while with a player on another team, who obviously he can't say he was, uh "wrestling" at the time.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder if we could use process of elimination to figure out who his roommate is.

Re: 2017 IIHF World Championship

[(Anonymous)]

Original tweet said teammate, not roommate, so I don't think that would necessarily help.