#29 – Lay, Lie, or Laine?

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This is the twenty-ninth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: Fic Discussions

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like this would have been a good spot for a knot joke.

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[(Anonymous)]

That is not how horse peen works! Scientific! Accuracy!! Is!!! Important!!!!

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[(Anonymous)]

Well dog dicks are also in the discussed author's and this fandom's repertoire.

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[(Anonymous)]

Is McDavid getting DP'd by a dog and a horse? No? Then contain your thread drift.

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[(Anonymous)]

Now that's gonna show up on AO3 within the week. Thanks for that.

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[(Anonymous)]

Actually, it's going to be spitroasting, but it'll be tagged as DP, so the fic discussion ends up being just nonnies wanking about whether that counts as DP or not.

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[(Anonymous)]

Just as long as it's titled "Dog and Pony Show."

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[(Anonymous)]

...god damn it, I have never been so tempted to write trollfic in my entire life.

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[(Anonymous)]

I just wanted y'all to know this was a beautiful thing to wake up to. Carry on, gentlenonnies.

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[(Anonymous)]

...you win.

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[(Anonymous)]

So, how does horse peen work?

All I know about them from vet shows is they can get balls of dirt stuck in their folds called beans that have to be cleaned out in captivity, that in the wild would be removed by lots of vigorous intercourse and I pity the females of any species who have to put up with the men rubbing off dirt balls in their vag.

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[(Anonymous)]

It's smeagma that needs to be cleaned out.

Honestly, they're not fancy? They have a sheath, they're large, they're attached to horses. Not too many bells and whistles. As someone who used to have horses, I find the idea of fictional people fucking horses ludicrously unsexy to the point of hysterical, but that's just me. Kinks and tomatoes, etc.