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Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
Teams have rivalries but that doesn't mean all those rivalries are requited.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
That sounds a little sad lol

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
It's less sad and more irritating since it's mostly O6 teams + Philly/Pittsburgh plus a couple that were big in the 90s. Stop living in the past, people, and hate my team!

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
Yeah, there seem to be a lot of those around the league. Minnesota hates Chicago, Chicago is like, aw, Minnesota, you're cute. Dallas hates Anaheim, but Anaheim hates Los Angeles. Columbus says they hate Pittsburgh, the entire rest of the league pats Columbus on the head. Etc.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
Chicago is like, aw, Minnesota, you're cute.

LMAO This, nonnie, is making me want some anthropomorphic fic.

"Hey, Chi. Go suck the ice," Mimmy yells across the quad.

Chi turns from where he was giving Louis a wedgie. "Who are you, again?" he asks in bewilderment. Louis stops screaming long enough to shrug over his shoulder.

Meanwhile another fight between Phil and Burger breaks out on the lawn. Nobody blinks an eye, because it happens basically every time they see each other, except that sad kid Col who wears the oversized blue jacket all the time.

"I just want senpai to notice me," he wails as he throws a book at the duo trying to scratch each others eyes out. LA pats him gently on the head when Burger doesn't even look up, too busy trying to draw blood.

"Keep trying, kiddo," LA says, proudly flashing the many pins on his jacket. "You'll get there."

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
I've read that one kinkmeme fic where they all hang out in a bar, and I second wanting more anthro!fic. We've already got a canonical ship for that, LA/Lumbus.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
NA

I had no idea team anthropomorphic fic existed, but the idea occurred to me just the other day!

I want sooooo much more of this!

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
God, I want it all. There's the kink meme fill, and a couple of LA/Lumbus ones on AO3, one of them that has some other background pairings that are basically all rivalry pairings (Boston/Montreal, Philly/Pittsburgh, and Chicago/Detroit/Vancouver).

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
Do you have the links handy?

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/743983

http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Columbus%20Blue%20Jackets*s*Los%20Angeles%20Kings/works

http://thesinbin.dreamwidth.org/1580.html?thread=1390892

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
I'm into that one with Phil and Penny, and am now wondering what that asshole did to make her cry. And I want Bobbi and Marcel to get back together. I'm sad there was no resolution for those ships, except "Marcel has a new girlfriend."

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
I honestly don't like those works in the second link, but to each their own.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
I agree that it's not great, but fandom is lacking in anthro fic so I'll take what I can get. And overall high school fics make me cringe, but I'm a hatesex gal so I'm into whatever hatesex might be happening in the background there.

Plus, you know, Pens and Flyers.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
ayrt

Actually, mostly, as I found out, it's just that I don't like either of those authors. Personal tastes.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
Why in the actual hell would Minnesota be "Mimmy"?

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
Meh, typos happen.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
na

I myself can't figure out who Burger is.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
That's (Pitts)Burgher fighting Phil(adelphia).

Me, I thought it was Phil (Kessel) fighting the Hamburgler, till I realized it made no sense.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
Ohhhh! I didn't make the Pittsburgh/burger connection, but it all makes sense now.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
Writer anon here, just to say that sounds amazing and I would totally read that.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
Very tangentially related, when I saw that a couple of weeks after Christian Ehrhoff was reportedly negotiating with Columbus, he signed with LA, it made me laugh. LA is like a bad boy with the heart of gold who flirts by stealing Columbus's desserts of off Columbus's tray. Meanwhile, Columbus doesn't actually like the pudding cup that is Carter or Gaborik or Ehrhoff. They only put those on their tray for LA to steal, because they like LA or feel sorry for them or just to get rid of those desserts.

It could be a prison AU.

Re: Hockey questions

From: (Anonymous)
I just want to ship more LA/Lumbus now. It could be every musical ever.