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#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

This is the twenty-fourth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
(come to the kiiiiings, beau. i'm sure all you need is a little sunshine)

Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, though I want to say he was also out for upper body injuries before. I'm surprised there hasn't been fic about implanting his consciousness in a robot body ...

Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
+1 on how that shouldn't be valorized but how pairs girls are ~manlier and grittier than any dude. Elena Berezhnaya had a skate penetrate her skull and came back less than a year later! Beat that, hockey players.

Re: Worlds

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
McD gets his goal!

Re: Worlds

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm kind of happy for him even though I want Finland to win.

Re: Bangs, fests, exchanges etc - potential Caps exchange

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone is talking about doing one soon on FFA, if anyone here wants to weigh in:

http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/198180.html?thread=1088543780#cmt1088

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - Round 1!

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
OP I actually considered including stats like BDO and Brow-REL (I think that was one that someone came up with in one of those threads), but then I got lazy, haha. If someone feels like doing the eyebrow equivalent of HERO charts or making wacky graphs, that could be fun...

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - Round 1!

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that was me. Maybe like a hextally chart or a BAR (brows above replacement) stat? I'm not sure I have to chops to mock up stats, but maybe the nonnie who put together the random pairings generator could put something together that would, IDK, compare brows based on silly metrics? (I mean, the serious version would be something involving Matlab to do image recognition for arch quality, but like, wow, do I not have time for that, lol.)

Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
na

You say 'celebrating a goal' and I just wince. :(

Re: Worlds

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Gaudreau is taking summer classes at BC. I guess he could have put them off and gone but that also gives him an ok reason to say no if they asked.

Re: Worlds

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Was he not part of the eyebrow bracket? I feel like he should have been.

Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't tell if ayrt was joking or actually referring to the time Beau injured himself celebrating a goal.

Re: Worlds

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, they're gonna have to "play" the 0.9 seconds remaining? I understand they have to make it official, but that seems cruel.

Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it was a reference

Re: Worlds

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
SA

Sorry, threadfail.

Re: What's Up With Your Team - Third Round and Counting

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
A-AYRT-RT

Both. I mean, the fact that he actually injured himself celebrating a goal is when the whole injury thing reached the "how is this a real thing that happened and not parody" point.

Re: Worlds

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Laine sitting on the ice all defeated ouch. :(

Re: Worlds

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
:(

Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell meme all about them! (And about all the fic you want about them.)

Re: Fandom Goggles

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Would read.

Re: All Access - Quest for the Stanley Cup

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's interesting how both Pens and Lightning have post-game best player traditions."

I haven't watched it. How are their traditions different from most teams?

Re: Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Colton Parayko, all the porn ever. (I especially want a) Ryan Reaves teaching him tentacle sex 101 which can totally lead to *feelings* and b) him riding Ghost's dick for professional respect + size kink stuff possibly including Ghost being amazing at post-orgasm cuddles despite the considerable size difference.)

Biz, always.

Val Nichuskin, especially if it was Nichuskin/Seguin endgame.

Seth Jones, pretty much *anything* about him in Columbus.

Game Day Thread May 22, 2016

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
All times Central (and early because I am watching Komets @ Allen warm up)

ECHL

4.05 - Fort Wayne Komets @ Allen Americans

AHL

7.00 Lake Erie @ Ontario

NHL

7.00 Lightning @ Penguins

Re: Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The Val wingfic is more of what I want in this fandom

Re: Game Day Thread May 22, 2016

(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Assuming you're the Allen nonny from last night, is your friend hooked? That sounded like a great game to introduce someone to hockey. (And thanks for the reminder that today's game is about to start - I want to listen to it today.)