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#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

This is the twenty-fourth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: Game Day Thread: June 4, 2016

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
The Penguins did so well, I was expecting it to end pretty much like it did, since I'm a horrible pessimist. Overall a stellar game.

Re: Game Day Thread: June 4, 2016

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I saw a stat that said the Sharks blocked 19 shots in the game (before OT). The Pens were blocking an average of 12 shots a PERIOD. Ouch. I think the final total was 12 blocked shots against Burns alone.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
This was my reaction to Hanifin last year ("you're cute, oh fuck you are a BABY, stop RIGHT NOW").

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's not that unusual, for the later picks.

Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yet another genderswap fic ruined by a female player inexplicably playing for the men's team in the Olympics >:(

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's unusual for my team's spot to be among later picks.

Re: Fandom Goggles

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
ayrt That was the thread with Poison Ivy Claude, too. Good times. Thank you for linking that.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
After mid-round, it's kinda a free-for-all. Congrats on your team being lucky and/or good this year!

Re: Writing Thread

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
I continue to make progress on this WIP that I'm trying to have finished in time for it, but realistically IDK if I'm going to make it. :(

I hear you about not having read a lot of good a/b/o recently. Maybe rereading some old favorites would help get you in the mood?

Re: Game Day Thread: June 4, 2016

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
hahahahaha

Re: Game Day Thread: June 4, 2016

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Between that and the "oh, because I'm a pilgrim, I like turkey?!?" Subway one, this has been a really infuriating season for ads.

Re: Game Day Thread: June 4, 2016

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, that one. I basically have my trigger finger on mute to avoid that one.

Re: Fandom Goggles

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
DA - Ooh I had forgotten that, thanks for reminding me.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
TWO tentacles+oviposition fills started on the kinkmeme in the last 24 hours! Surely the tentacled elder gods of hockey have blessed.

I haven't started the Dylan Larkin one yet, but the Sid/Geno one is smoking hot.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I'm an asshole, the phrase 'pink jolly rancher slick tentacle' made me go, wait, the watermelon or the cherry? But other than that, it's a good set up.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
DA We don't have Jolly Rancher so I imagined a shocking bright pink. I am just glad Dylan Larkin is going to get some mpreg love.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
The phrasing is a little awkward, but I appreciate the author answering that important question, What Color is the Tentacle.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you like it! And tentacle sex is coming up.

(I thought it was funny that two of us said "I KNOW -- OVIPOSITION" on a Saturday night too, especially since I've actually been working on this one for a bit.)

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Whenever I see "oviposition" written in context of hockey rpf fandom, I just really get thoughts of Ovechkin and tentacles.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm excited that they're both going in the consentacles direction. I like mind-controlled tentacle breeding as much as the next person, but I think I enjoy it even more when the person is voluntarily into it.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
But wouldn't cherry jolly ranchers be more red than pink?

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I know it is only supposed to be a description of the color, but I can't stop picturing a tentacle the size of a Jolly Rancher, like the tentacle equivalent of a micropeen.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I looked up a jolly rancher flavor chart to see if I could fuel this thing, and I discovered that there are cinnamon fire jolly ranchers. So now I think those are the only acceptable jolly-rancher inspired tentacles.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
DA- especially for Calgary players.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
ayrt

Clearly this calls for a fusion of mascot transformation fic and tentacle fic, where the tentacles are based on what team you play for, flavor-wise, color-wise, maybe even texture-wise ...